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The Graftons happened to be in London for the week in which the Vicar
took his departure. He had found out that there was no proposal on foot
to present him with a testimonial, nor even to give him a farewell tea.
He suffered acute annoyance over these omissions, but almost for the
first time in his life kept it to himself, and pleased his wife by
proposing that they should give a farewell tea themselves, to the more
regular of the churchgoing parishioners. This spontaneous exhibition of
liberality, coupled with the absence of any serious outbreak of
censorious speech during their last weeks at Abington, led her to
suppose that he also had taken to heart what had become so plain to her,
and gave hope of a less stormy life in the future. But, although there
may have been some faint reason for this hope, the tea-party had
suggested itself as the only opportunity for delivering a speech that he
had been preparing for some weeks past. If there was nobody who had the
common decency, at the end of fifteen years' pastorate, to sum up the
work that had been done in it, and to congratulate him upon it, he would
do so himself. He had kept records of all services, classes, meetings,
visits, and journeys during the whole of the time, and put together they
amounted to quite a respectable total. They would see that the life of a
devoted parish priest even in a country parish was not the easy thing
that 'perhaps some of you here are inclined to think.' When he had added
up his totals the bright idea struck him of dividing his income into
them, and showing what an absurd rate of pay the devoted parish priest
received for his self-sacrificing labours. But when the sum had been
done he found it worked out at about six and sixpence an item, and he
couldn't honestly make it less, even by omitting to reckon in the
rentable value of the Vicarage. Counting that in, it came to about
half-a-guinea, and however cheap his sermons might be at that price, he
thought it would hardly do to give the idea that he had been paid ten
and fivepence every time he had done one of his parishioners the honour
of paying him or her a call. So he gave up the idea with some regret,
because, of course, you couldn't really look at it in that way, and the
figures were sufficiently startling if looked at in some other.
Eventually the idea of the tea-party was given up too. Regular
churchgoers were found to be few in number, when the question came to be
considered in detail, and of no great importance in the community. The
farmers were hay-making, and without a stiffening of substantial people
the affair would come down to a mere offering of a meal to a score or so
of people who would rather enjoy it, which scarcely seemed worth while.
So the Vicar cast the dust of Abington from off his feet with no formal
leave-taking at all, and, remembering the thirteen thousand odd
engagements which he had carried out, felt some of the satisfaction of
martyrdom as he stepped into the train.
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