Almost immediately after the filing of the complaint he was waited on
in his office by a man only slightly known to him, Major Marmaduke
Miles. The major's occupation in life was obscure. He was a red-faced,
tightly buttoned, full-jowled, choleric Southerner of the
ultra-punctilious brand, always well dressed in quaint and rather
old-fashioned garments, with charming manners, and the reminiscence of
good looks lost in a florid and apoplectic habit. This person entered
Keith's office, greeted him formally, declined a chair. Standing very
erect before Keith's desk, his beaver hat poised on his left forearm,
he said:
"I am requested, suh, to enquiah of yo' the name of a friend with whom
I can confer."
"If that means a challenge, Major, I must first ask the name of your
principal," returned Keith.
"I am actin' fo' Mr. Calhoun Bennett, suh," stated the major.
"Tell Cal Bennett I will not fight him," said Keith quietly.
The major was plainly flabbergasted, and for a moment puffed his red
cheeks in and out rapidly.
"You mean to tell me, suh, that yo' refuse the satisfaction due a
gentleman after affrontin' him?"
"I won't fight Cal Bennett," repeated Keith patiently.
The major turned even redder, and swelled so visibly that Keith, in
spite of his sad realization of the gravity of the affair, caught
himself guiltily in a boyish anticipation that some of the major's
strained buttons would pop.
"I shall so repo't to my principal, suh. But I may add, suh, that in my
opinion, suh, yo' are conductin' yo'self in a manner unbecomin' to a
gentleman; and othuh gentlemen will say so, suh! They may go even
farthah and stigmatize yo' conduct as cowardly, suh! And it might even
be that I, suh, would agree with that expression, suh!"
The major glowered. Keith smiled wearily. It did not to him at the
moment that this would be so great a calamity.
"I am sorry to have forfeited your good opinion, Major," he contented
himself with saying.
The major marched straight back to the Monumental, where Bennett and a
number of friends were awaiting the result of his mission. The major's
angry passions had been rising, every foot of the way.
"He won't fight, suh!" he bellowed, slamming his cane across the table.
"He won't fight! And I stigmatized him to his face as a white-livered
hound!"
Calhoun Bennett sank back pale, and speechless. His companions deluged
him with advice.
"Horsewhip the craven publicly." "Warn him to go heeled, and then force
the issue!" "Shoot him down like the dog he is!"
But the major's mighty bellow dominated everything.
"I claim the privilege!" he roared. "Egad, I _demand_ the privilege! It
is my right! I am insulted by such a rebuff! Now that I have acquitted
myself of Cal's errand, I will call him out myself. Ain't that right,
Cal? I'll make the hound fight!"
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