The Great North Road, the Old Mail Road to Scotland: York to EdinburghHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Great North Road, the Old Mail Road to Scotland: York to Edinburgh
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
A1 Road (England and Scotland); England -- Social life and customs; Great Britain -- Description and travel
For five days they travelled in this manner. On the sixth day, when they
were about to sit down to dinner, the innkeeper came and told them that
three gentlemen, just arrived, had ordered the meal to be sent to their
apartment, although told that it had been bespoken by the passengers in
the wagon,—to which information they had replied: “The passengers in the
wagon might be d—d; their betters must be served before them; they
supposed it would be no hardship on such travellers to dine on bread and
cheese for one day.”
This was a great disappointment to them all, and they laid their heads
together to remedy it, Miss Jenny observing that Captain Weazel, being a
soldier by profession, ought to protect them. The captain adroitly
excused himself by saying that he would not, for all the world, be known
to have travelled in a wagon; swearing, at the same time, that, could he
appear with honour, they should eat his sword sooner than his provision.
On this declaration, Miss Jenny, snatching his weapon, drew it and ran
immediately into the kitchen, where she threatened to put the cook to
death if he did not immediately send the victuals into their room. The
noise she made brought the three strangers down, one of whom no sooner
perceived her than he cried, “Ha! Jenny Ramper! what brought thee
hither?”
“My dear Jack Rattle,” she replied, running into his arms, “is it you?
Then Weazel may go whistle for a dinner—I shall dine with you.”
They consented with joy to this proposal; and the others were on the
point of being reduced to a very uncomfortable meal, when Joey, the
wagoner, understanding the whole affair, entered the kitchen with a
pitchfork in his hand, and swore he would be the death of any man who
should pretend to seize the victuals prepared for the wagon. On this,
the three strangers drew their swords, and, being joined by their
servants, bloodshed seemed imminent; when the landlord, interposing,
offered to part with his own dinner, for the sake of peace; which
proposal was accepted and all ended happily.
When the journey was resumed in the afternoon, Roderick chose to walk
some distance beside the wagoner, a merry, good-natured fellow, who
informed him that Miss Jenny was a common girl of the town, who, falling
in company with a recruiting officer who had carried her down in the
stage-coach from London to Newcastle, was obliged to return, as her
companion was now in prison for debt. Weazel had been a valet-de-chambre
to my Lord Fizzle while he lived separate from his lady; but on their
reconciliation she insisted on Weazel’s being turned off, as well as the
woman who had lived with him: when his lordship, to get rid of them both
with a good grace, proposed that Weazel should marry his mistress, when
he would procure a commission in the army for him.
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