“Why, my dear Watson,” said Mr Holmes promptly, “do you not remember
that little oath you uttered under your breath when our flyman jogged
us over an offensively large stone? The ejaculation inevitably
suggested a big letter to you--the bigness of the letter a certain
popular operetta--the operetta, a pinafore--a pinafore, overcoats in
general. At that moment you glanced up; the coat our coachman was
wearing had obviously been made for a smaller man, and the seam had
parted at the back never to rejoin. I saw you observe it. The
association of ideas was complete. The D.’s and the breach between
them rushed into your mind at the very instant that we came to the
door of this capital hostelry, and into the presence, if I mistake
not” (he turned with a charming bow and smile), “of our respected
telegraphic correspondents.”
The formal greeting over, we conveyed our visitors into our private
sitting-room, where the two detectives were awaiting us. Mr Holmes
greeted the inspector with a “Ha, Jannaway!” and we promptly got to
business.
The great amateur was severely interested in the tale unfolded to him,
though his companion, I could not but think, appeared somewhat bored
by it. He yawned a good deal, and kept looking at his watch. I was not
mentally as familiar with his figure as with the other’s, and, beyond
the fact of his face being a mutton-chop-whiskered one, had no more
than an idea of his general appearance. Still, I had not seemed to
associate quite so much bulk with it. Doctor Watson, I fear, had grown
rather fat and inert, and, in suggestion, not unlike a prosperous
impresario.
The story related and the letter examined, Mr Holmes sat in profound
silence for a while.
“I take it, then,” he said presently, “that the point of contention is
the present whereabouts of Mr Dalston?”
I was a little surprised, as that _was_ the point; and no other, in
fact, had been raised.
“I believe,” said Mr Holmes after further reflection, “that Mr Dalston
went abroad, and that he wrote that letter _from_ abroad. That is not
necessarily to conclude, however, that he is abroad at this moment.
The farm, by your showing, offers itself a very potential retreat to
one desirous, shall we say, of evading his social obligations. At the
same time it does not appear to be rich in the material necessities of
existence. It is at least conceivable that this man, rendered
desperate by an enforced abstinence, may be caught sneaking from his
well-chosen burrow there at night, in order to satisfy those
insatiable appetites which his position renders him unable to indulge
by day. Your criminal is notoriously a sensuous animal, and one the
least capable of resisting the calls of his nature. Have you, may I
ask, ever thought of putting a watch upon the place at night?”
No, it appeared we had not. Our interlocutor smiled, shaking a long
finger at Jannaway.
“Inspector, inspector!” he murmured--“the old fundamental
insufficiency!”
Valombroso skipped with delight.
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