The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
On the 22nd of March, 1841, the following advertisement appeared in the
_Times_ and the _Morning Post_:--“On the 20th instant, at Duvernay
Villa, P--rk V--ll--ges, R--g--nt’s P--rk, the lady of Edward
Sk--n--st--n, Esq., of a daughter.” And quite early on the morning of
the day mentioned in the advertisement, anybody passing our house might
have seen my dear mother tying up our knocker with a white kid glove.
My baby was the loveliest tiddy ickle sing of a ducks-o’-diamonds that I
think I ever saw in all my life--and, thank Heaven! all its little limbs
were straight, and it hadn’t a single blemish upon it--if, indeed, I
except some strange marks it had on one side of its beautiful little
neck, and which I told nurse I was as certain as certain could be was a
letter and some figures; for I could make out a perfect F, and a 4 and
a 2, and when I cast it up in my own mind, I remembered this was exactly
what that impudent, big-whiskered monkey of a policeman, who had
frightened me so by winking at me, had got printed on the collar of his
coat. At first, I was rather vexed that it wasn’t a boy; for, to tell
the truth, I had set my heart upon having one. When, however, I came to
turn it over in my mind, I wasn’t at all sorry that it was a girl, for
she would be such a nice companion for me when she grew up, and, of
course, would take all the trouble of the house off my hands. Besides, I
do think boys are such Turks, and so difficult for a woman to manage, so
that, as it was a mere toss-up between the two, I do think, if I had had
a choice in the matter, I should have cried “woman” after all.
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