The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
Accordingly, on the morrow, we jumped into a cab, and went down to the
place. When we got there, I may safely say I never saw such a beautiful
sight in all my life. If there was one dear little baby, I’m sure there
must have been at least a hundred; and I really felt as if I could have
taken them all in my arms, and hugged them every one--though, I must
say, that the noise they made was almost too much for me, for what with
the cries of some fifty of them, and the prattling of the mothers to the
rest--I declare it was for all the world like the parrot-room at the
Zoological Gardens. When _my_ turn came for going in with my child to
the doctor, I told Mrs. Toosypegs she must take the child, for I knew I
should never be able to bear the sight of that unfeeling wretch of a
doctor poking his great big lancet into its pretty little arms; and that
I should go making a stupid of myself, and fainting right off at the
first drop of blood I saw. So in went nurse, while I stopped outside,
and, to drive the thoughts out of my mind, I began playing with a very
nice respectable child that was next to me. While I was amusing myself
in this way, a poor woman, seeing my arms empty, came up to me, and
asked me if I would be kind enough to hold her child for a few minutes,
while she stepped out to get a glass of water, for the heat of the place
was really too much for her. Of course, I was very glad to oblige her,
like a stupid, and, taking her baby, I said, “Certainly, with a great
deal of pleasure”--though, if I had known what was going to happen then,
I most assuredly would have seen her further first.
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