The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
I forgot what they said to each other after this, but I know they were
just getting to high words--for the impudent wretch would keep insisting
that it was I, and none other, who had purchased the tobacco of him for
Ned Twist; and I was expecting every moment that Edward would be
knocking him down, when, to my great joy, I heard Miss Susan come up in
the hackney-coach to the door, and I ran to it, and brought her into the
room. Then it turned out that all the time during my confinement that
minx, Miss Susan, had been in the habit of going out of an evening, two
or three times a week, dressed in my black velvet shawl, and running up
all kinds of debts for Mr. Ned Twist, all round the neighbourhood.
Of course, this was more than I could bear; so I just told Miss Susan
that she would please to provide herself with a new situation that day
month; and very luckily, her quarter would be just up then, or else I
should certainly have had to have packed her off with a good part of her
wages in advance.
The worst of it all was too, that Mrs. Yapp, although she had been
living under our roof, and feeding off the fat of the land at our table
for near upon a couple of months, must go insulting me before she left
our house, and repeated to me in a most tantalising and unladylike way,
all that I had said to her in the morning, about putting up with what
she was pleased to call a mere joke, and reminding me of what I had very
imprudently told her, that if I found a servant wearing my things, I
should not care so much about it, after all. So as I wasn’t going to put
up with her nasty taunts all the way down to the coach-office, I said I
felt very ill, and wasn’t in a fit state to go such a distance. Edward,
too, it struck me at the time, might have behaved himself with a little
more decency, for he would keep saying all kinds of unpleasant things,
and which I dare say, _he_ thought very clever indeed; but I couldn’t
see the point of them, though _Mrs. Yapp_ must go giggling at them, as
if they were the finest fun alive.
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