The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
Edward, who I must allow, is blessed with a good heart of his own,
(though he has sometimes a strange way of showing it,) gave Susan a
sovereign, and I added to it a pair of my old black silk stockings,
(which cost me, I remember, as much as five and sixpence when they were
new,) and an old morning wrapper that I couldn’t wear any longer, and I
told her that, if at any time before she got into a situation, she chose
to come in and help my new maid, or nurse my little girl, she might
always rely upon having her dinner and tea in the house,--though I know
it’s foolish to be overkind to servants;--still as this was a case of
real charity, I felt that I couldn’t well do less, as I’m sure all my
readers will be ready to allow.
Though, after Susan had left me, I regret to say I found she was in no
way deserving of my sympathy; for when my butcher’s bill came in, I
discovered that she had been in the habit of getting things for that
gormandizing Don Giovanni of hers in the life-guards, and having them
put down to my account; for, as Mrs. L--ckl--y had given me to
understand, that Mr. Ned Twist--drat him!--was particularly partial to
bullock’s heart with veal stuffing, and that he would go through fire
and water any day to get it, I at once saw by the bill who had been
dining with Miss Susan every other day in the kitchen during my
confinement; for there it was, sure enough. Leg of mutton,
four-and-nine; bullock’s heart, one-and-three; fillet of veal,
six-and-two; bullock’s heart, one-and-three; ribs of beef,
five-and-seven; bullock’s heart, one-and-three; belly of pork,
three-and-one; bullock’s heart, one-and-three. And so it went on, right
down to the end of the chapter.
CHAPTER X.
OF THE DIRTY SLUT OF A GIRL THAT CAME IN TO MIND MY BABY, AND THE
EXTRAORDINARY CHARACTER WE HAD TO CLEAN EDWARD’S BOOTS AND SHOES.
“Let us speak of a man as we find him,
And censure alone what we see;
And should any one blame, let’s remind him,
That from faults we are none of us free.”
“LET US SPEAK OF A MAN AS WE FIND HIM.”
“She wander’d forlorn, without guardian or guide,
To the brink of the flood o’er the precipice side.”
“AH! DID YOU NOT HEAR OF A POOR SILLY MAID.”
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