The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
Accordingly, I set about looking out for a nurse, and as I had several
times, when I had gone out to take a walk and look at the shops in
Regent-street, noticed what seemed to me a very nice servants’
institution in Oxford-street, and although I had never tried anything of
the kind before, still as I knew they professed a great deal, and made
out that they were a great protection to housekeepers against fraud, and
said a whole host of other grand things into the bargain--why, I thought
I might as well just try that means of getting a servant for
once--though I couldn’t help saying to myself at the time, “Fine words
butter no parsnips,” but, for the matter of that, how any other kind of
words could, was always a mystery to me. Besides, it is such an expense
putting advertisement after advertisement in the _Times_, and certainly
the “Institution” would save me a deal of trouble, as well as four or
five rows of postage stamps, in writing, prepaid, to a whole regiment of
A. B.’s, who, after all, might never suit you.
However, before I set about taking any steps towards suiting myself with
a nurse, I made up my mind, that I would have a grass plot laid down in
our garden at the back of our house, where the nurse could let the child
roll about, and no harm could possibly come to it, as I should always
have the little pet under my own eye, instead of being obliged to send
it a quarter of a mile off at least, to that bothering Regent’s Park,
where the soldiers and a parcel of other idle good-looking vagabonds
made it quite as dangerous for the nurse as it was for the child.
Besides, it wasn’t as if that garden of ours at the back of the house
was of any use to us, and goodness knows if it wasn’t useful it wasn’t
ornamental, to say the least of it! I declare it was almost a match for
the plantation in Leicester-square, and mercy me! I never saw such a
place as that is--with its grubby shrubbery, and its trees dingy--for
all the world like so many worn-out birch brooms with an old tea-leaf or
two sticking to the end of them--and that sooty statue on horseback
perched up in the centre, and looking just like a coalheaver of the Dark
Ages astride one of his master’s wagon-horses--for who else it can
possibly be, no one can tell, and the only way to solve the mystery
would be to have a chimney-sweeper in to sweep the gentleman, and then
perhaps somebody might find out.
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