The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
gentleman, who had no garden at all, and grew the choicest specimen
there was at the show in an old black tea-pot, out of his two pair back.
However, I wasn’t going to sit there all day hearing him try to persuade
me against what I had set my heart and soul upon, and railing against
everything just like an old East Indian with half a liver, for I could
easily see that all my fine gentleman wanted was, to save himself the
trouble of doing up the garden, and wished, of course, to take our money
without doing a single thing for it; but I wasn’t going to encourage him
standing all day long with his hands in his pockets--not I indeed. So
when he found that I wasn’t quite such a stupid as he seemed to take me
for, and was determined upon having the thing done, willy-nilly, then,
of course, he must needs try his best to advise me to go to the expense
of a lot of box-borders for the place. But I wouldn’t listen to it for a
minute, for, as I very plainly told him, I was sure that oyster-shells
would be quite good enough for us, especially as dear Edward was so fond
of having a dozen or two of Natives before he went to bed of a night,
and I knew that I should get a very pretty border out of his suppers in
less than a fortnight.
However, upon second thoughts, it struck me that, whilst I was about it,
I might just as well have a few really good plants put in, particularly
as Mr. Dick Farden said he knew a florist in the neighbourhood, who
would do the whole thing for a mere nothing for me, and attend to it
afterwards, either by the day, month, or year, on the most reasonable
terms. So, as I couldn’t see any great harm in hearing from Mr. Dick
Farden’s friend himself what he might consider “a mere nothing,” I
arranged in my own mind that the best way would be to let Farden call
upon him, and send him round to me on his way down to deliver the letter
I intended to write to the director (for there’s nothing but directors
now-a-days) of the Servants’ Institution. Accordingly, having scribbled
a note to the institution--saying that, as I was in want of a nurse, I
should feel obliged if they would send one of their young men round to
me _as soon as possible_, from whom I could learn the terms and
advantages of the establishment--I told Mr. Dick Farden to take it to
Oxford-street, and, while he was out, to run round and tell his friend
the florist to call on me _in the evening_, so that I might talk over
with him about the flowers.
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