The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
A lady in the next room, then! thought I to myself--I’ll go and ask her
to lend me a few things till I can get my own, for I’m sure she can
never have the heart to refuse me. So directly I heard the maid go down
stairs, I went and knocked at her door, and when she said “Come in,” I
positively felt so ashamed of the figure I knew I was, that I declare I
hadn’t the courage to look her in the face; so, with my eyes cast down
on the ground, I said, “I have to apologize--for intruding upon
you--but--I thought that perhaps--you might have a gown or so--that you
did not want--and which would be kind enough to let me--have for a short
time--for”----and I was going on to explain the distressing situation I
was in, when the creature cut me short by hallooing out in a horribly
gruff voice, “A gown or two that I don’t want! hang me if I haven’t got
a whole box full in the next room that are of no use to me, and that
anybody’s welcome to.”
I was about to express my thanks for what appeared to me to be the
height of generosity, especially from one that I had never seen before
in all my life, when, on turning my eyes towards the stranger, I
couldn’t help thinking that whoever it was, she had either got on my
beautiful Barège gown, or else one of the very same pattern, and I was
just about to march round and see whether it had got a cross body, as
mine had, before I accused any one of wearing my things--when, lo and
behold! the person called out, “Where the deuce did you get that
pea-coat from?”
“Where,” I cried, “did _you_ get that gown from, I should like to know,
sir,” for I no sooner saw the creature’s face, than, from the whiskers,
I at once knew that it was the young man who had come down with me in
the train, and who was sitting there with his coat off, and my beautiful
best gown tied by the sleeves in a knot round his neck; and directly he
took my plaid shawl off his head, I saw he had split the dress somehow
or other all down the back.
“Never mind the gown,” he answered, “what business had you to go
meddling with my trunk?”
“_I_ meddle with _your_ trunk!” I exclaimed, “what right had _you_ to go
running away with _mine_ in the shameful way you have?”
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