The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
When the man-at-arms had left to perform his errand, the baron
turned to his companion, and said,--
“It is they.”[B]
It is they!--_is it_ they indeed? There’s soul-stirring interest for
you, all about your grand Baron Mavaracordo’s, who can’t speak even good
grammar, and Italian gentlemen of astrological skill, who declare, that
“if by the occult sciences that are familiar to them they can only find
the knave who threw this here, he should suffer such pangs he dreams
not of.”[C]
And, bless your heart, she hadn’t been in the house a week or so before,
I declare to goodness, I don’t think there was a saucepan in the place
that hadn’t its bottom burnt out; for there she would let, no matter
what it was, boil and boil away till there wasn’t a drop of water left;
for what did _she_ care about the fish or the potatoes so long as she
could have a quiet half-hour’s cry over the “BLACK PIRATE,” or else be
finding out what became of “MARY, THE PRIMROSE GIRL,” instead of looking
after my greens. It’s a perfect miracle to me, too, that we were not all
of us burnt in our beds; for when she found that I was one too many for
her, and kept throwing her “HEIRESSES OF SACKVILLE” and her “CHILDREN OF
TWO FATHERS” behind the fire as fast as she got them, then she must
needs go reading in her room half the night through, and smuggling
either “THE GIPSY BOY,” or else “THE MANIAC FATHER, _or the Victim of
Seduction_,” up to-bed with her of a night, robbing herself of her
proper rest and me of my candles; and even when I took care to see that
she had only an end just long enough to light her into bed, why then,
drat her impudence, if the nasty toad didn’t burn all the kitchen stuff
she could lay her hands upon in the butter-boat, with an old lamp wick
stuck up in the middle.
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