The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
Further than this, I do think he was the cruelest boy that could be met
with anywhere. Not only was he always amusing himself with poking bits
of stick through the wires of my little canary’s cage, and fluttering
it, until it had no more feathers on its body than a gosling, but he led
our dog Carlo such a life that I really expected he’d drive him mad
before he’d done with him. Either he’d be throwing the cat right on top
of his back, or else he’d turn his ears inside out and tie them over his
head; or else he’d harness him, out in the garden, to the beautiful
little carriage I had bought for Kitty, and then clapping his hands and
hooting, so as to frighten the poor thing, it would start off at such a
rate that it would nearly break the chaise all to pieces against the
wall. And if he could only smuggle the poor dumb creature out of the
house with him when I sent him an errand, off he’d be to that muddy
Regent’s Canal, and amuse himself by throwing the wretched animal right
off the bridge into the water, and presently I should see it running
home with all the mud that it had been rolling itself in on the way
clinging to his beautiful curly coat, for all the world as if he had
been covered over with fuller’s earth. Nothing would please him, too,
but he must go keeping white mice in the knife-house, making the place
smell as ratty as a house in chancery; and this wasn’t enough, but the
hard-hearted young savage must let all the wretched animals die of
starvation, and wouldn’t even take the trouble to give the poor things
their food for more than a week after he had got them.
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