The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
Really I was so frightened of the woman after what I had heard her say
she would do to me, that I asked Edward whether he hadn’t better make it
up with her this once, and tell Norah that she might stop--for as she
had promised to work night and day for us, it really struck me that she
couldn’t do more, and that she was a treasure that we ought not to think
of parting with just for a hasty word or so. But of course Mr
Sk--n--st--n must have his own way, and can’t believe any one to be in
the wrong but his wife, for he merely answered, that it was ridiculous
to think of it, for Norah was as combustible as a barrel of gunpowder,
and I was no better than a brimstone match to her. Whereupon I very
properly said that I didn’t know what on earth he meant by his brimstone
indeed, and that as for the matter of matches _he_ needn’t talk, for I
could tell him that he was more than a match for anybody--so come! Then
he went on with some more of his high-flown rubbish upon what I had said
about the woman’s own offer to work night and day for us, telling me
that I seemed to look upon all servants as mere bundles of muscles,
without for one moment thinking that the poor things had a heart as well
as I had; to which I, with my usual satire, answered--“Did I! then it
only showed how much he knew about it.”
As soon as Mr. Sk--n--st--n had left the house, and I had seen him well
off, I just slipt on my bonnet and shawl, and stept round to dear
mother’s, to ask the good soul for some of her valuable advice under the
painful circumstances.
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