The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
“No, Norah!” my husband replied; “it is useless to think that you and
your mistress can ever live amicably together; and my mind is made up.
So go down stairs quietly, like a good soul, and don’t let me hear
anything more about it.”
I’m sure I never witnessed in all my life such a scene as followed. I
declare that Norah went on more like a mad thing than a Christian. At
one moment, she was crying like a child, at another, she was raving like
a maniac. Now she was all penitence, and the very next minute, her eyes
were starting out of her head, and she was swearing to be revenged; and
she had no sooner finished blessing us, in case we let her stop, than
she would set to work and heap on our heads, if we sent her away, all
kinds of the most dreadful curses one could think of, and which quite
made my flesh crawl, I declare.
But Edward was very stern, and wouldn’t give in in the least; so that at
last, Norah, finding all her tears thrown away upon us, and that she was
only wasting her breath by going on in the way she did, turned round,
and swearing that we shouldn’t send her away, went down to the kitchen
again. On going to the top of the stairs and listening, I could hear her
muttering all kinds of dreadful things against me, though I’m sure _I_
hadn’t given her warning, and couldn’t see that _I_ had done so much
towards her, after all. But the fact was, the creature I knew had had a
spite against me ever since she set foot in the house.
I went back into the parlour, and asked Edward just to come and listen
how the woman was raving, but he is such a stupid, obstinate man, that
he wouldn’t oblige me, and said that it was a meanness that any decent
person would be ashamed of doing.
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