The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
But let me see,--where was I? Oh, I remember: I had left off at our
dinner. Well! as I was saying, our miserable, dried-up repast, could
scarcely have gone down stairs, and Susan was just sweeping the crumbs
off the tablecloth, when I heard a hackney coach draw up at our door,
and, lo and behold! who should it contain but that bothering Mrs. Yapp,
who had come with three hair trunks, a portmanteau, two bonnet-boxes,
one band ditto, and a bundle, as if she was going to stop a whole
twelvemonth with us.
When she came in, I declare upon my word and honour, if she was’nt the
very woman, with a complexion like fullers-earth, that I had asked at
the coach-office, whether her name was Yapp. And on reminding her of it,
she said, she was very sorry for the mistake, but really and truly she
had heard so much about the tricks of London people, that she could’nt
be expected to go telling her name to the first stranger she met with.
So she had thought that the safest plan, to prevent being imposed upon,
was to jump with her boxes into a hackney coach, and tell the man to
drive her to our house. The fellow, however, had been three hours at
least galloping about with her, and had taken her over to Stockwell
Park, and Highbury Park, and every other park he could think of, in
search of Park Village. For of course the man saw that she was fresh
from the country, and had determined to make the most of her; so she had
to pay upwards of half a sovereign for her nasty suspicions of me, (your
bilious people are always so suspicious,) and which I was heartily glad
of.
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