The Green Hand: Adventures of a Naval LieutenantCupples, George
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The Green Hand: Adventures of a Naval Lieutenant
Cupples, George
Sea stories; Seafaring life -- Juvenile fiction; Voyages and travels -- Juvenile fiction
"'What's that you've got there now, Sambo?' said the boatswain: 'out
with it, my lad!' 'Golly!' chuckled the nigger, rolling the whites of
his eyes and grinning like mad; 'oh sar, Misser Barton! dis 'ere shark
riglar navligator! I 'clare to you, sar, um got chr'ometer aboard. Oh
gum; berry much t'ink dis your own lost silber tickler, Misser Barton.'
'Bless me, so it is, my lad,' said the boatswain, as the black handed
him a silver watch as big as a turnip, and he looked at the cook, who
was busy fumbling with his knife. 'Sorry as you was _taxed_ with it,
doctor,'[17] said he, doubtfully; 'well, I'm blowed, though, it only
goes an hour and a half--and here it's a-ticking yet.' Here a burst of
laughter went round, and somebody sung out, 'Maybe the ould pawn-broking
Judas of a shark winded it up hisself, just to mark the time o' his
"goin' off the hooks."' 'I say, doctor,' hailed another, 'too bad, ain't
it though, to cut up _your uncle_?' 'Ha, ha, ha,' cried the cadets and
writers, looking at the Scotch surgeon; 'd' ye hear that, doctor? I
wouldn't stand it. They say you ain't particular in Edinbro', though.
Some rum mistakes happened there, eh, doctor?'
[17] Familiar metonymy, or nickname, at sea, for the ship's cook.
"The Scotchman got into a passion at this, being the worst cut they
could give any fellow from a country where they were famous for kindred
and body-snatching at once--but all of a sudden there was a 'Hulloo!
Shiver my taw'sels! What's this? Let's see'; and the whole poopful of us
were shoving together, and jumping on each other's shoulders to have a
look. 'Well, we-ell,' said the old boatswain, as he peered curiously
into the mess of shark's bowels--'I'll be blowed.' 'The likes o' that
now!' croaked the old sailmaker, lifting up his two hands, ''tain't
lucky, Mr Burton!' 'My eye! them's not young _sharks_, anyhow!' said one
of the men. 'What's t'ou think they be, mun,' said the north-country
Chips, 'but litter o' young blind poops? an' here's t' ou'd un, see, as
deed's mutton! Dang him, but someun's got an' baited t' hook wi't,
there's nou't else in 's guts.'
"The whole poop was one roar of laughing, when Mrs Brady's pug was found
delivered of four pups inside the shark, since she went overboard, and
two of 'em alive; the news ran fore and aft in a moment. '_Took short_
she's been, Jack!' said one. 'Beats the prophet Joney!' 'I say, mate,
them whelps is born twice over. Blessed if my Sal at home, now, wouldn't
give a year's 'lotment for one on 'em.'
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