And with that the whole solemn meeting melted into a tumbling flood
of questions and answers, shouted insights, babbling conversation.
Catching a bit here and there, Phil learned how the second and
yellower green cat, out of touch with Dion and Dytie for a week, had
unexpectedly returned to its Vegan mistress after visiting a large
number of most ecstatic church services, and how Opperly had smuggled
that cat in to Barnes and so to Emmet. He heard Dytie explain how
the cats were tricky at feigning unconsciousness after recovering,
from being stunned, and why they insisted on eating in private on
Earth--they were imitating ordinary cats and knew that their hormone
spraying mouths, necessarily extended in eating, would give them away.
He heard Dion try to picture to Dr. Garnett how the cats on Vega Eight
had taken to pointing their muzzles toward the star that was the Sun
and wailing at it at night, and Dr. Garnett proudly suggested that they
must have been esping the brain waves beamed out by the Humberford
Foundation. Whereupon Dion tried to explain how Vega Eight had once
been a war-torn planet, until a race of what sounded like intelligent
space traveling worms had brought them the green cats.
But while Phil was drinking in all this information and exchanging
words with this person and that, he was moving through the churning
crowd in a very definite direction and with a very definite purpose.
Yet during his progress he continued to overhear scraps of discourse.
He heard Sacheverell Akeley explaining to Chancellor Frobisher that
the green cats were probably all offspring of Bast anyway and that the
ancient Egyptians--or perhaps Atlanteans--probably had had spaceships
and had taken the green cats to Vega in the first place.
He heard Cookie gently twitting Mary Akeley about falling for a satyr
and she happily assuring him that she went for men with hoofs, and in
any case was going to make a doll of him.
He heard Jack pointing out to Dr. Romadka that now that they had the
green cats, there wasn't going to be too much use for psychoanalysts
or for thought police and commissars, and Romadka was reminding him
that most of the commodities peddled by Fun Incorporated, including
male-female wrestling, wouldn't have much of a market either.
He heard Carstairs, Llewellyn and Buck talking about organizing a
chivalric order that was to be called the Knights of the Green Cat.
He heard Juno Jones telling Moe Brimstine how ever since her farm
childhood she'd always liked animals better than humans and was very
glad that an animal was going to help her change her mind--and where
was that little rat Jack? Moe Brimstine explained to her in reply that
he'd spent so much time getting the jump on people that he'd never
learned to understand them--while poor old Hans Billig had jumped
around so fast he'd never noticed people at all.
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