‘Ah, my love,’ exclaimed Cornichon, ‘at length I shall be able to
give you the best proof of my devotion by showing you how I value the
beauties of your mind above those of your body! While the most charming
women of the court will fall victims to my youth and strength, I shall
think of nothing but how to lay them at your feet, and pay heart-felt
homage to your age and wrinkles.’
‘Not so fast,’ interrupted Toupette, ‘I don’t see why you should have it
all. Why do you heap such humiliations upon me? But I will trust to the
justice of the fairy, who will not treat me so.’
Then she entered her own rooms, and refused to leave them, in spite of
the prayers of Cornichon, who begged her to let him explain.
No one at the court thought or spoke of any other subject during the few
days before the arrival of Dindonette, whom everybody expected to set
things right in a moment. But, alas! she had no idea herself what was
best to be done, and always adopted the opinion of the person she was
talking to. At length a thought struck her, which seemed the only way
of satisfying both parties, and she asked the fairy to call together all
the court and the people to hear her decision.
‘Happy is he,’ she began, ‘who can repair the evil he has caused, but
happier he who has never caused any.’
As nobody contradicted this remark, she continued:
‘To me it is only allowed to undo one half of the mischief I have
wrought. I could restore you your youth,’ she said to Cornichon, ‘or
your beauty,’ turning to Toupette. ‘I will do both; and I will do
neither.’
A murmur of curiosity arose from the crowd, while Cornichon and Toupette
trembled with astonishment.
‘No,’ went on Dindonette, ‘never should I have the cruelty to leave one
of you to decay, while the other enjoys the glory of youth. And as I
cannot restore you both at once to what you were, one half of each of
your bodies shall become young again, while the other half goes on
its way to decay. I will leave it to you to choose which half it shall
be--if I shall draw a line round the waist, or a line straight down the
middle of the body.’
She looked about her proudly, expecting applause for her clever idea.
But Cornichon and Toupette were shaking with rage and disappointment,
and everyone else broke into shouts of laughter. In pity for the unhappy
lovers, Selnozoura came forward.
‘Do you not think,’ she said, ‘that instead of what you propose, it
would be better to let them take it in turns to enjoy their former youth
and beauty for a fixed time? I am sure you could easily manage that.’
‘What an excellent notion!’ cried Dindonette. ‘Oh, yes, of course that
is best! Which of you shall I touch first?’
‘Touch her,’ replied Cornichon, who was always ready to give way to
Toupette. ‘I know her heart too well to fear any change.’
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