But at this moment there was a crash, and first one and then another pair of legs appeared dangling through the ceiling, wildly kicking. The head of the Dominie returned through the hole in the ceiling, and he cautiously descended. His face was damp with perspiration from his exertions aloft, and he had his longest and stoutest birch rod, which was of the thickness of one’s forefinger, in his hand. There was a great streak of soot across his nose—which indeed was about all that there was for it to cross, the rest of his face being but a grey tangle of hair. Dominie Mure came forward to where I stood by the door. He greeted me right heartily, and not the less when I told him on whose account I was there, for he had often been summoned over to drink a pint with Sir Thomas at the inn or in his own town house, because my master ever loved all learned men. ’Bide a wee,’ he said, ’till I attend to these rascal loons. They climbed up through the hole in the ceiling, when I was at Deacon Gilroy’s funeral, to get the store of balls, knuckle-bones, chuckie stones, and other things the bairns throw up there. I kenned well they would fall through.’ So the Dominie took a much thinner and suppler bundle of birch, gave it a draw through his hand and a swish or two in the air, which made the dangling legs kick more wildly than ever—it might be with pleasure and it might be with painful anticipation. Dominie Mure walked to the place and set a chair for himself to stand upon. ’Wha belangs thae legs?’ he asked of the scholars. ’They are Tammy Nisbett’s,’ said the school with one voice, ’we ken by his duddy breeks!’ ’And whose limbs are these—to whom do these legs belong?’ he continued, pointing to certain red objects that twinkled in frantic endeavours to be free. ’Jock Harrison’s,’ answered the school without a moment’s hesitation; ’they are clouted wi’ his mither’s auld petticoat!’ Then the master did his office affectionately upon those parts of Tommy Nisbett and Jock Harrison which of their own accord the adventurous loons had exposed. The thwacks resounded through the school, but the yells mostly ascended through the roof. Then, when he had finished his pleasure—for I saw by his eye it was no unwelcome task—he put up an arm, and without circumspection pulled the squirming urchins through the rotten boards. ’Thomas Nisbett,’ he said severely, ’your faither is an householder. He shall pay for the damage done to the ceiling of this schule, which is the property of the Session of the parish, of which I am clerk. And your faither can take the price out of your breeks himsel’ at his leisure.’ He then hauled the other down in the same manner. ’Jock Harrison, I’ll never trouble your puir mither about the siller for the repairs. She has enough to do with ten like you. But I’ll e’en pay your hurdies the noo, and quit your mother and you too, at the one settlement.’