Autobiographical fiction; France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I hope it’s not your departure that you two are plotting together,” one
of Robert’s friends said to me. “You know, if Saint-Loup does go on
leave, it needn’t make any difference, we shall still be here. It will
be less amusing for you, perhaps, but we’ll do all we can to make you
forget his absence.” As a matter of fact, just as we had decided that
Robert’s mistress would have to go to Bruges by herself, the news came
that Captain de Borodino, obdurate hitherto in his refusal, had given
authority for Serjeant Saint-Loup to proceed on long leave to Bruges.
What had happened was this. The Prince, extremely proud of his luxuriant
head of hair, was an assiduous customer of the principal hairdresser in
the town, who had started life as a boy under Napoleon III’s barber.
Captain de Borodino was on the best of terms with the hairdresser,
being, in spite of his air of majesty, quite simple in his dealings with
his inferiors. But the hairdresser, through whose books the Prince’s
account had been running without payment for at least five years,
swollen no less by bottles of Portugal and Eau des Souverains, irons,
razors, and strops, than by the ordinary charges for shampooing,
haircutting and the like, had a greater respect for Saint-Loup, who
always paid on the nail and kept several carriages and saddle-horses.
Having learned of Saint-Loup’s vexation at not being able to go with his
mistress, he had spoken strongly about it to the Prince at a moment when
he was trussed up in a white surplice with his head held firmly over the
back of the chair and his throat menaced by a razor. This narrative of a
young man’s gallant adventures won from the princely captain a smile of
Bonapartish indulgence. It is hardly probable that he thought of his
unpaid bill, but the barber’s recommendation tended to put him in as
good a humour as one from a duke would have put him in a bad. While his
chin was still smothered in soap, the leave was promised, and the
warrant was signed that evening. As for the hairdresser, who was in the
habit of boasting all day long of his own exploits, and in order to do
so claimed for himself, shewing an astonishing faculty for lying,
distinctions that were pure fabrications, having for once rendered this
signal service to Saint-Loup, not only did he refrain from publishing it
broadcast, but, as if vanity were obliged to lie, and when there was no
scope for lying gave place to modesty, he never mentioned the matter to
Robert again.
All his friends assured me that, as long as I stayed at Doncières, or if
I should come there again at any time, even although Robert were away,
their horses, their quarters, their time would be at my disposal, and I
felt that it was with the greatest cordiality that these young men put
their comfort and youth and strength at the service of my weakness.
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