Autobiographical fiction; France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
the revenues which he drew from the forest and river, peopled with
gnomes and undines, and from the enchanted mountain on which rose the
ancient Burg that cherished memories of Luther and Lewis the Germanic,
he employed in keeping five Charron motor-cars, a house in Paris and one
in London, a box on Mondays at the Opera and another for the “Tuesdays”
at the “Francais”. He did not seem to me, nor did he seem to regard
himself as different from other men of similar fortune and age who had a
less poetic origin. He had their culture, their ideals, he was proud of
his rank, but purely on account of the advantages it conferred on him,
and had now only one ambition in life, to be elected a Corresponding
Member of the Academy of Moral and Political Sciences, which was the
reason of his coming to see Mme. de Villeparisis. If he, whose wife was
a leader of the most exclusive set in Berlin, had begged to be
introduced to the Marquise, it was not the result of any desire on his
part for her acquaintance. Devoured for years past by this ambition to
be elected to the Institute, he had unfortunately never been in a
position to reckon above five the number of Academicians who seemed
prepared to vote for him. He knew that M. de Norpois could by himself
dispose of at least ten others, a number which he was capable, by
skillful negotiations, of increasing still further. And so the Prince,
who had known him in Russia when they were both there as Ambassadors,
had gone to see him and had done everything in his power to win him
over. But in vain might he multiply his friendly overtures, procure for
the Marquis Russian decorations, quote him in articles on foreign
politics; he had had before him an ingrate, a man in whose eyes all
these attentions appeared to count as nothing, who had not advanced the
prospects of his candidature one inch, had not even promised him his own
vote. No doubt M. de Norpois received him with extreme politeness,
indeed begged that he would not put himself out and “take the trouble to
come so far out of his way,” went himself to the Prince’s residence, and
when the Teutonic Knight had launched his: “I should like immensely to
be your colleague,” replied in a tone of deep emotion: “Ah! I should be
most happy!” And no doubt a simpleton, a Dr. Cottard would have said to
himself: “Well, here he is in my house; it was he who insisted on
coming, because he regards me as a more important person than himself;
he tells me that he would be happy to see me in the Academy; words do
have some meaning after all, damn it, probably if he doesn’t offer to
vote for me it is because it hasn’t occurred to him. He lays so much
stress on my great influence; presumably he imagines that larks drop
into my mouth ready roasted, that I have all the support I want, and
that is why he doesn’t offer me his; but I have only got to get him with
his back to the wall, and just say to him quietly: ‘Very well, vote for
me, will you?’ and he will be obliged to do it.”
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