The Hampdenshire WonderBeresford, J. D. (John Davys)
Science
The Hampdenshire Wonder
Beresford, J. D. (John Davys)
Science fiction
Challis for once committed a breach of good manners. The import of the
thing suddenly appealed to his sense of humour: he began to chuckle
and then he laughed out a great, hearty laugh, such as had not been
stirred in him for twenty years.
"Oh! forgive me, forgive me," he said, when he had recovered his
self-control. "But you don't know; you can't conceive the utter,
childish absurdity of setting that child to recite the multiplication
table with village infants of his own age. Oh! believe me, if
you could only guess, you would laugh with me. It's so funny, so
inimitably funny."
"I fail to see, Mr. Challis," said Crashaw, "that there is anything
in any way absurd or--or unusual in the preposition."
"Five is the age fixed by the State," said Mr. Forman. He had relaxed
into a broad smile in sympathy with Challis's laugh, but he had now
relapsed into a fair imitation of Crashaw's intense seriousness.
"Oh! How can I explain?" said Challis. "Let me take an instance. You
propose to teach him, among other things, the elements of arithmetic?"
"It is a part of the curriculum," replied Mr. Forman.
"I have only had one conversation with this child," went on
Challis--and at the mention of that conversation his brows drew
together and he became very grave again; "but in the course of that
conversation this child had occasion to refer, by way of illustration,
to some abstruse theorem of the differential calculus. He did it,
you will understand, by way of making his meaning clear--though the
illustration was utterly beyond me: that reference represented an
act of intellectual condescension."
"God bless me, you don't say so?" said Mr. Forman.
"I cannot see," said Crashaw, "that this instance of yours,
Mr. Challis, has any real bearing on the situation. If the child is
a mathematical genius--there have been instances in history, such as
Blaise Pascal--he would not, of course, receive elementary instruction
in a subject with which he was already acquainted."
"You could not find any subject, believe me, Crashaw, in which he
could be instructed by any teacher in a Council school."
"Forgive me, I don't agree with you," returned Crashaw. "He is sadly
in need of some religious training."
"He would not get that at a Council school," said Challis, and
Mr. Forman shook his head sadly, as though he greatly deprecated
the fact.
"He must learn to recognise authority," said Crashaw. "When he has
been taught the necessity of submitting himself to all his governors,
teachers, spiritual pastors, and masters: ordering himself lowly and
reverently to all his betters; when, I say, he has learnt that lesson,
he may be in a fit and proper condition to receive the teachings of
the Holy Church."
Mr. Forman appeared to think he was attending divine service. If the
rector had said "Let us pray," there can be no doubt that he would
immediately have fallen on his knees.
Challis shook his head. "You can't understand, Crashaw," he said.
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