The Hampdenshire WonderBeresford, J. D. (John Davys)
Science
The Hampdenshire Wonder
Beresford, J. D. (John Davys)
Science fiction
The fourth was the Rev. Philip Steven, a co-opted member of the
Committee, head master of the Ailesworth Grammar School. Steven was
a tall, thin man with bent shoulders, and he had a long, thin face,
the length of which was exaggerated by his square brown beard. He wore
gold-mounted spectacles which, owing to his habit of dropping his head,
always needed adjustment whenever he looked up. The movement of lifting
his head and raising his hand to his glasses had become so closely
associated, that his hand went up even when there was no apparent
need for the action. Steven spoke of himself as a Broad Churchman,
and in his speech on prize-day he never omitted some allusion to the
necessity for "marching" or "keeping step" with the times. But Elmer
was inclined to laugh at this assumption of modernity. "Steven,"
he said, on one occasion, "marks time and thinks he is keeping
step. And every now and then he runs a little to catch up." The point
of Elmer's satire lay in the fact that Steven was usually to be seen
either walking very slowly, head down, lost in abstraction; or--when
aroused to a sense of present necessity--going with long strides as
if intent on catching up with the times without further delay. Very
often, too, he might be seen running across the school playground,
his hand up to those elusive glasses of his. "There goes Mr. Steven,
catching up with the times," had become an accepted phrase.
There were other members of the Education Committee, notably
Mrs. Philip Steven, but they were subordinate. If those four
striking figures were unanimous, no other member would have dreamed
of expressing a contrary opinion. But up to this time they had not
yet been agreed upon any important line of action.
This four, Challis and Crashaw met in the morning-room of Challis
Court one Thursday afternoon in early June. Elmer had brought a
stenographer with him for scientific purposes.
"Well," said Challis, when they were all assembled. "The--the
subject--I mean, Victor Stott is in the library. Shall we
adjourn?" Challis had not felt so nervous since the morning before
he had sat for honours in the Cambridge Senate House.
In the library they found a small child, reading.
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He did not look up when the procession entered, nor did he remove
his cricket cap. He was in his usual place at the centre table.
Challis found chairs for the Committee, and the members ranged
themselves round the opposite side of the table. Curiously, the effect
produced was that of a class brought up for a viva voce examination,
and when the Wonder raised his eyes and glanced deliberately down the
line of his judges, this effect was heightened. There was an audible
fidgeting, a creak of chairs, an indication of small embarrassments.
"Her--um!" Deane Elmer cleared his throat with noisy vigour;
looked at the Wonder, met his eyes and looked hastily away again;
"Hm!--her--rum!" he repeated, and then he turned to Challis. "So this
little fellow has never been to school?" he said.
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