The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
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The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
“What are you aiming at?” McCarthy asked.
The important man explained the purpose of the bridge.
“I like that,” said McCarthy. “Now, please, say what you want of me.”
“We want you to get the charter.”
“Are you planning to spend any money here for that purpose?” McCarthy
asked.
“We'll lay out any reasonable sum.”
“Then I won't have a thing to do with it--not a thing,” said the
gentleman. “The legislature must be kept clean.”
“We're willing to put ourselves in your hands absolutely,” said the
important man. “I hardly need say that we should prefer to have the
proposition go on its merits, but you know there's a new element here
which is looking for money.”
“And you rich men with big projects are going to raise the devil with
us if you're not careful,” said McCarthy. “Your plans are so vast and
important that you will let nothing stand in their way--not even the
price of a thousand men. Now, when you begin to buy votes you'll have
more and more of it to do, and by-and-by Albany will be a pest-hole.”
“We feel that as keenly as you do,” said the other. “But, you know,
those new fellows who have lately come here--Joe and Ed and Sam and Jim
and Jack, and a score like them--they've got a following, and every day
it increases. Their plan is to hold up the car of progress and demand
our money.”
“Put the matter in my hands, and I'll get your charter,” said the
gentleman. “But you must agree not to interfere or spend a cent of
money.”
“We put ourselves in your hands absolutely,” said the important man.
“Very well, then; I want to name three of the charter members of your
board and the conditions under which that body shall begin its work.”
“I think I can promise that.”
“Well, talk it over with your associates, and let me have your answer in
black and white as soon as possible,” said the gentleman.
The answer came next day and was all that we desired, and McCarthy
began a piece of work which deserves to be lifted out of the limbo of
forgotten things, for it was the first big battle with Satan at
the State capital. He saw the leading men in both branches of the
legislature. He showed them the plans of the great bridge, and explained
its purpose and made its value clear. They agreed with him. There seemed
to be nothing in our way. But suddenly there came a change: the air was
charged with opposition, and we knew that Joe and Sam and Ed and Jim,
and other birds of their feather, had been at work.
“All right,” said the gentleman; “we're in no hurry. They'll get hungry,
and come to see us one of these days.”
We had not long to wait. One evening, within a week, who should call at
our room in the Delevan but Joe--the handsome, smiling, good-natured,
witty captain of our enemies. He was in full dress, and his white hair
and imperial were not the least of his assets.
“Thane of Glamis and Cawdor,” said he, with a smile and a polite bow,
“you are soon to be king, and we must all know you!”
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