The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
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The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
“These are sticks of carbon,” said he, pointing at the centre of the
glow. “When the current strikes the carbon it comes into hard sledding;
there's the rub, an' the rub makes heat an' the heat gives light, and
the light gives history and feelin's of surprise an' happiness in the
breast of H. M. Pearl, Esq. Wait until he gets the voltage he needs and
he can turn night into day.”
“What do you mean by voltage?” I asked.
He took us over to the hose tank that was fastened high in a corner, and
turned the faucet. Water came pouring through the hose into a large tub
on the floor.
“The voltage is the squirt of the stream, and the size of it is the
amperage, and the watts is the hole it would make in the snow. Do you
know why so many men use tobacco in this town?”
“No,” I answered.
“High voltage and little to do,” he went on. “Currents o' power are
flowin' into us, but--Lord!--we don't know what to do with it. We have
no purpose, no gear, no machinery. So we let it off in all kinds o'
folly. Look at the merchants--some of 'em are strong men, but every one
has got his belt on a pinwheel. There's twenty of 'em an' work enough
for two. The only men in town who are sure of a good living are the
undertaker and the carver of epitaphs. We all die, if we don't do
anything else.”
We turned again to the light and expressed our wonder.
“Lie low an' say nothin',” said Mr. Pearl, as he turned the lever. “I'll
make 'em roll in their sleep one o' these days. All I need is money for
patents an' tools an' material.”
“I'll furnish it some day,” said the young man.
“An' we'll share the profits,” said H. M. Pearl, Esq., as they shook
hands.
James Henry McCarthy and I left the shop together. I asked him to go
home with me, but he had to leave early next day, and so had taken
quarters at the inn.
“How is Miss Fame?” I asked.
“Splendid,” was his answer. “Do you suppose she'd care for me now?”
“I should think she would,” was my answer. “But I shall not ask her,”
said he. “I thought when I got my leg and handsome clothes and some
money that I'd be good enough for any one; but when I went to see her
the other day, it seemed as if she was a little cooler, if anything.”
There was a note of sadness in the voice of Mr. McCarthy. He went on in
a moment:
“I conversed with her on the subject of the Republican nominations. I
dropped into history and gave a quotation from Shakespeare, just to show
her that I was no fool, if I was the son of old Jack McCarthy. I guess I
let out about everything that I knew. I just told her that I was making
money, but I didn't talk shop--you know, gentlemen never do that.
By-an'-by she took my hand an' said: 'You're doing finely, James. I'm
delighted that you're getting along so well.' It seemed as if that was
the worst thing she could have said to me--the same old twaddle--as if I
needed a pat on the back. She never asked me to call again.”
“Don't let it worry you,” I suggested.
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