The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
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The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
“To keep my knife away from my face, for one thing,” he answered. “Then
a gentleman eats very slowly while he indulges in conversation. He's got
to be able to talk about Brignoli and Madame Piccolomini--ain't that a
grand name?--and Mrs. Siddons and Lester Wallack, with a word once in a
while about the Missouri Compromise. When he gets through he washes the
tips of his fingers. One of them told a vulgar story, and it seemed to
me that we needed a bath for our minds as well as for our fingers. The
chairman liked me, I guess, for he offered me some of his stock at a low
price, and said they wanted me on the directory. I went in, and now I'm
looking into the whole railroad problem.”
He began to unroll a great map which he had been making, and which lay
on a broad table. It was sixty feet long, and showed a section of the
country some two hundred miles wide from Boston to Chicago.
“I won't bother you with details,” he 'said, “but I have a great plan.
It will narrow this space between New York and Chicago. It will build
up a chain of great cities. It will make a market for goods and quicken
their delivery. It will furnish a model for the development of other
parts of the republic.”
The eyes of the young man glowed with enthusiasm. Then he shook with
laughter.
“That's pretty good for the boy with a wooden leg that you met on the
road to Canaan, isn't it?” he asked. “You see, the hand-made gentleman
is getting along. He's took his mind off himself--partly--and put it on
to other things. I don't need so much looking after as I did. I can
talk pretty well, and know how to conduct myself in any company. Ye see,
practice makes perfect, and I've practised decency for a long time. It's
like breathing. Of course, I might be better inside, but outside I'll do
for the time being.”
“I'd like to hear more of your plan,” I suggested.
“It's this, in a nutshell,” he said: “I want to combine all the
railroads between Boston, New York, and Chicago in one system. Now, if
you're going from New York to Chicago, you change at Albany and stay
all night; you change again at Syracuse and stay all night, and again at
Buffalo, and so on. Of course, you can ride all night, but it wears you
out. I want a better road-bed and heavier rails and lighter cars and
bigger engines and more power to handle 'em, and a continuous trip. Why
shouldn't we travel nights with comfort?”
The hand-made gentleman strode up and down the room and gestured like a
man making a speech.
“Five men have twenty times the power of one. Did you ever think of
that?” he asked. “When you put two and two together you get about
sixteen, but they've got to be one before they can be sixteen. That
suggests the value of combination.” He paused before me, and added:
“Here's the trouble. The idea is bigger'n I am. There's only one man in
the world who can carry it out.”
“Who is that?” I inquired.
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