The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
History
The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
Once again I had seen Mr. Vanderbilt when his famous Mountain Gal was to
race near Coney Island. I took the horse-cars in Brooklyn, and went as
far as they would carry me on my way to the track, and tramped down the
road while others raced along in every kind of vehicle. It was after the
hour, and the crowd had passed me, and I had not far to go, when along
came the Commodore in his gig. I raised my hat to him, and he pulled up
beside me.
“Have a ride, boy?” he asked.
I thanked him and got in, and away we sped. “Going to the race?” he
inquired.
“Yes, sir. I want to see your horse go.”
“You know me?”
“Yes. You remember the big map?”
“Oh, I see you was somebody I knew. Great boy--that young Irishman.
He'll make his mark. Have you a ticket?”
“No,” I said.
“Never mind; I'll fix it.”
So I entered with him in his gig, and he took me to the club-house and
found a seat for me.
Next day I returned to my home in Hearts-dale, and hoped while there to
go to Merrifield and see the Colonel and Jo. I was much taken down to
learn from my sister that they had sailed for Liverpool the day before.
I was ready for my career at Rushwater, and my mother and sister were
going to live with me in a snug house which the hand-made gentleman had
built and furnished for us.
I called upon Judge Crocket and presented my compliments. Mr. Boggs and
the soldiers were playing old sledge in a corner. All eyes were turned
upon me. The Judge asked how I was getting along, and greeted my answer
with a little smile of incredulity. His smiles at time had the gleam of
steel and cut like a chisel; but I wanted to make friends, and said:
“I have thought it over, and made up my mind that you were very kind to
me.”
“Oh, you have!” he answered, as if caring little what I thought.
Now I had meant to be polite, but his indifference stung me, and I
added:
“Yes; you sent me out of bad business and worse company. I am grateful.
You men who live in the shadow of death don't know how pleasant the
world is. I want to thank you.” Judge Crocket began to carve the air
with his chisel. “You're a scamp, sir,” he declared. “You wrote that
'scurrilious' poem about the dance at Jones'. It was an outrage--an
outrage!”
“I deserve no such credit,” was my answer. “I did not write the poem,
and, if it hurt your feelings, I am glad that I know nothing of its
authorship. But you have no right to complain. For years you have been
cutting people to the bone with sharp criticism. You seem to think
well of no one. You have said things about me that were undeserved and
scandalous.”
The Judge had resumed his cutting, and the wrinkles in his face had
deepened, but he made no answer. Mr. Boggs nudged his neighbor and
looked up at me with a smile, in which amusement was mingled with
contempt.
I left the shop, and found Swipes and some of our old companions waiting
for me outside the door. Swipes had grown so that I scarcely knew him.
“How are you and the shingle-nail?” I asked.
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