The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
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The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
We went with him to a large stable back of the house. I recall my wonder
at its size and comfort and cleanliness, and the splendor of its many
vehicles and trappings. Yet it was not fine enough for the Commodore,
who, seeing a wisp of straw on the floor of the carriage-room, larrupped
the coachman with high words. Then a quick, spoken command:
“Bring out the mare!”
Out came the mare in a jiffy, and Mr. Vanderbilt looked into her mouth
and felt her throat and legs, and said, presently, “Take her back, and
have her bled in the morning.”
He let down the shafts of a light road-wagon and rolled it to the middle
of the floor.
“There's a good wagon,” said he. “Take hold of the axle and heft it.”
We did so, and were surprised at the lightness of the graceful thing.
“Not much heavier than a tom-cat,” said the Commodore, “and it cost me
ten thousand dollars.”
“Ten thousand dollars! Why, it cost as much as a house!” said Mr.
McCarthy.
“As much as some houses,” the Commodore went on. “I sent for a good
carriage-builder and told him to plan the lightest wagon that would
safely carry my weight. He brought the plan for a fifty-eight pound
wagon at fifteen hundred dollars. 'Twon't do,' says I. 'Make it just as
strong and five pounds lighter and I'll double your pay.' Well, he came
back by-and-by with a plan for a fifty-pound wagon for three thousand
dollars. 'That's the best you can do, is it?' says I. 'Well,' says he,
'I might get it down a few ounces if I had time to study the problem.'
'Take time,' says I, 'and I'll pay you a hundred dollars an ounce for
all the weight you can take out of the wagon, but you must keep it as
strong as it is now.' He took four pounds off the weight of it, and
the saving cost me sixteen hundred dollars a pound. Money is quite a
stimulant if it's used right.”
The gentleman stood looking thoughtfully at the Commodore. When the
story was finished he struck the air with his hand, saying:
“Mr. Vanderbilt, that wagon is worth its weight in diamonds.” We looked
into his glowing eyes, and he went on: “Let me tell you why. If brains,
rightly stimulated, can reduce the weight of a road-wagon without
any loss of strength, let's see what they can do with our big, clumsy
freight and passenger cars. If we could take a hundred pounds off every
car in the country, think what it would mean. That weight could be
turned from expense into income. Think of the saving in power and fuel.
It would mean millions of dollars!”
“Well, boy, go to work on that proposition,” said the Commodore. “I'll
give you a dollar for every pound you save on every car that runs over
my tracks. I wish to God that my boy Bill had your push!”
“You are very kind, sir,” said McCarthy.
“Look out for the weight of your head,” Mr.
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