“‘Th’ American wilds, where Simplicity’s reign
Will cherish the Muse and her pupil defend ...
I’ll dwell with Content in the desert alone.’
They were blessed days when Content still walked the earth with a
capital C, and probably a female form in light classic drapery. There
was Felicity also. Iolo wrote ‘Felicity, a pastoral.’ He composed a
poem to the cuckoo, and translated the famous Latin couplet which says
that two pilgrimages to St David’s are equivalent to one to Rome itself:
“‘Would haughty Popes your senses bubble,
And once to Rome your steps entice;
’Tis quite as well, and saves some trouble,
Go visit old Saint Taffy twice.’
He wrote quantities of hymns. Once, to get some girls out of a
scrape--one having played ‘The Voice of Her I Love’ on the organ after
service--he wrote a hymn to the tune, ‘The Voice of the Beloved,’ and
fathered it on an imaginary collection of Moravian hymns. One other
virtue he had, as a bard: he never repeated his own verses. God rest
his soul. He was a walker, not a writer. The best of him--in fact, the
real man altogether--refused to go into verse at all.
“Yet he had peculiarities which might have adorned a poet. Once, when
he was on a job in a churchyard at Dartford, his master told him to go
next morning to take certain measurements. He went, and, having taken
the measurements, _woke_. It was pitch dark, but soon afterwards a
clock struck two. In spite of the darkness he had not only done what he
had to do, but he said that on his way to the churchyard every object
appeared to him as clear as by day. The measurements were correct.
“One night, asleep in his chair, three women appeared to him, one
with a mantle over her head. There was a sound like a gun, and one of
the others fell, covered in blood. Next day, chance took him--was it
chance?--into a farm near Cowbridge where he was welcomed by three
women, one hooded in a shawl. Presently a young man entered with a
gun, and laid it on the table, pointing at one of the women. At Iolo’s
warning it was discovered that the gun was primed and at full cock.
“Another time, between Cowbridge and Flimstone, he hesitated thrice at
a stile, and then, going over, was just not too late to save a drunken
man from a farmer galloping down the path.
“In spite of his love of Light and Liberty, he was not above turning
necromancer with wand and magic circle to convert a sceptic inn-keeper.
He undertook to call up the man’s grandfather, and after some
gesticulations and muttering unknown words, he whispered, ‘I feel the
approaching spirit. Shall it appear?’ The man whom he was intending
to benefit became alarmed, and begged to be allowed to hear the ghost
speak, first of all. In a moment a deep, sepulchral voice pronounced
the name of the grandfather. The man had had enough. He bolted from the
place, leaving Iolo and his confederates triumphant.
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