The Happy WarriorHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Happy Warrior
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction
Once or twice Stingo would be there, and then the jolly fun would be
jollier than ever; and in the evening Mr. Hannaford's gig with the big
black mare would come around and the brothers would labour up into the
seat and Percival would squeeze in between them and they would let him
drive and he would pop the mare along at a lashing speed and there
would be the highest good-fellowship. He would be set down at the top
of Five Furlong Hill--nothing would induce Mr. Hannaford to come into
the village where women might be met. "Well, good night, Mr.
Hannaford; good night, Mr. Stingo. Thank you most awfully for all your
kindness to me. I hope I'll come again soon."
The brothers would usually wait until he reached the turning to the
village; setting up, the one a husky shout, and the other a terrible
bellow, in reply to the faint "Good night!" that came to them through
the dusk.
"I never in all my life took to nothing, not even a little 'orse, like
I have to that little master," Mr. Hannaford would say. "Never seen
such a proper one, never."
And Stingo, with painful huskiness: "Ought to ha' been a little
lordship!"
"Why, that's just exactly what I say," Mr. Hannaford would reply,
enormously pleased. "Bless my eighteen stun proper if it isn't!"
IV
Happy, happy time! There were the visits to mild old Mr. Amber in the
library at Burdon Old Manor. Strongest contrast, the delights here, to
those enjoyed among the little 'orses. Strongest contrast, mild old
Mr. Amber with his stooping shoulders and his gentle ways, to
tremendous Mr. Hannaford with his lusty back and his vigorous habits.
But the same eager welcome: "Well, well, Master Percival, this is
indeed a pleasant surprise! And we are just sitting down to our
tea--and I declare Mrs. Ferris has sent us some strawberry jam! Now if
that isn't too fortunate I don't know what is!"
"Well, it's awfully jolly," Percival agrees. "Mrs. Ferris makes very
nice strawberry jam, doesn't she?"
In the act of pouring tea, mild old Mr. Amber sets down the pot and
emphasises with his glasses. "My dear sir--my dear Percival, she makes
the very best strawberry jam! Mrs. Ferris has made that strawberry jam
for forty years--to our certain knowledge, for-ty years."
Percival's rounded eyes show his appreciation of this consistent
industry. "Must have made a lot," is his comment.
"Tons," says Mr. Amber. "My dear sir--my dear Percival, I should
say--tons." He stabs the glasses at his listener. "And every berry,
sir, every single berry, wet season or dry, from our own gardens!"
It always comes back to that with Mr. Amber. The old Manor, the House
of Burdon, is his world and his life, and he is mightily jealous you
shall know their quality.
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