"It makes people take twice as long as they should to find out I'm a decent chap." "It didn't take me long," I said. "You're different, Phil; it's the women it troubles." I shrugged my shoulders. "Well, what do you want?" I asked. "A cigar," he said. "You know where they are, don't you?" I replied. He went to my cigar cabinet and selected one thoughtfully. Then he lit it and drew his favourite armchair up to the hearth. His profile was towards me, and I remarked, as I had done a hundred times before, what a beautiful face it was. The lines were as clear and round as a woman's; the mouth sensitively delicate, but firmly set; the nose straight, with only the slightest indentation below the brows. It was a face of singular purity and candour. After a time he bent forward towards the blaze and looked hard into the fire's heart. "I believe I'm done for, Phil," he said. "What do you mean?" "I won't tell you till you put down those brushes. You know you can't see." "All right," I said. "If you come here to make me neglect my duty, I suppose I must put up with it." "Pooh!" he said; "sit down then and don't be an ass." "I'll sit down, but perhaps I can't help being an ass." "I daresay you can't, poor dear," he said. Then he lay back in his chair and laughed. "To think of me," he chuckled, "falling in love." I sat down at the other side of the fire and lit a pipe. "But you've been in love ever since I knew you." "The others didn't count; this does." I begged him to explain. "Well, it's like this. When I saw her often I wasn't quite sure about it, but now that I can't see her at all the thing's dead certain." I again begged him to be more explicit. "You talk in the dark," I said. "Then why don't you light a lamp?" I did as he suggested and sat down again. "Is there anything else I can do for you?" I asked. "Yes," he said, "you're coming over to Ireland with me to-morrow." "I'll see you hanged first," I said. [Illustration: "HE LIT IT, AND DREW HIS FAVOURITE ARMCHAIR UP TO THE HEARTH."] "The train leaves Euston at 8.45 p.m." "It can leave when it likes. I shan't be there." "By eleven o'clock on Thursday we shall be in Stromore." "Well?" I said, weakly. "I knew you'd come!" he said. "But I won't," I said. He smiled tenderly upon me. "And yet," he said, "I endured that dragon Mrs. Vivian for your sake for full ten minutes." "If you'll explain what it's all about," I said, "I'll do anything I can to help you, but as to--" He tapped me on the knee with the poker. "Listen!" he said. "In my opinion, my cousin, Mrs. O'Callaghan, is mad." "I'm not surprised to hear it," I said. He tapped me again with the poker. "My cousin, Mrs. O'Callaghan, has a daughter, and in any decent man's home," he added, "there'd be something to drink Norah's health in." I got up wearily and produced what was required, and we drank solemnly to Norah O'Callaghan.