The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; England -- Social life and customs; Hastings Road
He was shot by Geo. England, one
of the Sailors employ’d in the Coast
-blockade service in open day on the
13th March 1821 and almost instantly
expir’d, in the twenty ninth Year of
his age leaving a Widow and five
small children to lament his loss.
The third immortal is Edward Alldridge, “who was Maliciously shot,
April 23rd, 1806. Aged 41 years.” It is curious that his son Edward
was, according to the same stone, “accidentally shot, May 13th, 1810.
Aged 15 years.”
[Illustration: ALL SAINTS’.]
There is little time in this age for brooding over historical
celebrities or notorieties, but if Hastings dwelt much upon the past,
it could find little pleasure in the recollection that it was the
birthplace of Titus Oates, whose baptism is registered in 1619, in the
books of All Saints’, of which his father was afterwards rector. Titus
was himself curate here.
Much, indeed, might be written of the clergy of All Saints’, but not a
large proportion of it to their credit. I do not know if we may fairly
include him who was hanged at Tyburn in 1586 for the crime of forging
his presentation to the living. He was not properly rector. As he had
to be hanged in any case, it seems a pity they did not suspend him from
the tower of All Saints’; it would have been much more picturesque. He
was practically wasted at Tyburn, where executions were an everyday
dish.
Then there was the Reverend Mr. Hinson, royalist, who, busily
denouncing the Roundheads in his sermon of Sunday, July 9th, 1643, was
told that the subjects of his abuse were in the town, and the stern
Colonel Morley even then on the way to make him prisoner. He left his
discourse at a loose end and bunked, hooked it, vamoosed, cut his
stick, fled, or merely went—just as you please. Only, perhaps, to say
he “went” hardly meets the case, for he departed with such celerity
that he had not time even to shift his surplice. The Roundheads
thereupon occupied the church, made it a dormitory, preached burlesque
sermons from the pulpit, and generally behaved like blasphemous
blackguards, finally making off with all the surplices they could find.
Mr. Hinson was arrested three days later and lodged in a filthy gaol,
with a tinker to match, who was not only dirty but rude, and, declaring
he was the elder of the two, and therefore privileged, took the one
bench in the place, leaving the curate the cold, cold floor. He had
three weeks’ imprisonment at Hastings, and how much beside would have
been awarded him in London, whither he was removed, we do not know,
for he escaped and joined his King at Oxford, and so is heard of no
more.
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