The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Hastings Road and the "Happy Springs of Tunbridge"
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; England -- Social life and customs; Hastings Road
The report of Dr. Layton, Chief Commissioner, described the conduct of
Battle as “the worst that ever I see in all other places, whereat I see
specially the blake sort of dyvellyshe monks.” Their doings, however,
had not been so bad as those of establishments subsequently visited,
whose sins will scarce bear mention.
But the monks of Battle had always been prepared to go considerable
lengths for money. In the monastery was hung the famous “Roll of
Battle Abbey,” purporting to be the roll-call of the Norman knights
on the morning of the Battle of Hastings, to which they answered
“Here,” or “Ici,” or “Adsum,” as might be. This historical parchment
is reported to have been removed to Cowdray, where it perished in the
fire of 1793, but it had, centuries before, been so tampered with by
the monks that all its value had been destroyed. It early became a
foible among noble or wealthy families to declare that their ancestors
“came over with the Conqueror,” and Battle Abbey was always ready to
oblige a liberal patron by adding his name to the Roll. In the words
of Dugdale: “Such hath been the subtility of some Monks of old, that,
finding it acceptable unto most to be reputed descendants to those
who were companions with Duke William in that memorable Expedition
whereby he became Conqueror of this Realm, as that, to gratify them
(but not without their own advantage) they inserted their Names into
this antient Catalogue”; and Camden repeats the charge. “Whosoever,” he
says, “considers well shall find them always to be forged, and those
names inserted which were never mentioned in that authenticated record.”
On the surrender of Battle Abbey, it and its lands were granted by the
King to Sir Anthony Browne, in 1538. The knight did not come into his
property with the good will of the neighbourhood, which, pauperised by
and dependent on the monks, with anger saw them thrust forth into the
world, and loved to tell how the last of the brethren to issue from the
gate turned and cursed him with the doom of the sacrilegious. “By fire
and water,” he declared, his line should end. We are not told whether
Sir Anthony Browne quailed—as on the stage he certainly would have
done—or if he merely laughed; but there can be no doubt that the people
of Battle awaited the issue with great interest, and that, when nothing
happened, they were disappointed. Instead of Sir Anthony Browne or any
of his family being cut off untimely, they flourished exceedingly, and
his son became a peer, under the title of Viscount Montagu.
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