“The Baron walks backwards and forwards in great agitation, talking to
himself. The Countess hears fragments of what he is saying. He speaks
of my Lord’s constitution, probably weakened in India—of a cold which
my Lord has caught two or three days since—of the remarkable manner in
which such slight things as colds sometimes end in serious illness and
death.
“He observes that the Countess is listening to him, and asks if she has
anything to propose. She is a woman who, with many defects, has the
great merit of speaking out. ‘Is there no such thing as a serious
illness,’ she asks, ‘corked up in one of those bottles of yours in the
vaults downstairs?’
“The Baron answers by gravely shaking his head. What is he afraid of?—a
possible examination of the body after death? No: he can set any
post-mortem examination at defiance. It is the process of administering
the poison that he dreads. A man so distinguished as my Lord cannot be
taken seriously ill without medical attendance. Where there is a
Doctor, there is always danger of discovery. Then, again, there is the
Courier, faithful to my Lord as long as my Lord pays him. Even if the
Doctor sees nothing suspicious, the Courier may discover something. The
poison, to do its work with the necessary secrecy, must be repeatedly
administered in graduated doses. One trifling miscalculation or mistake
may rouse suspicion. The insurance offices may hear of it, and may
refuse to pay the money. As things are, the Baron will not risk it, and
will not allow his sister to risk it in his place.
“My Lord himself is the next character who appears. He has repeatedly
rung for the Courier, and the bell has not been answered. ‘What does
this insolence mean?’
“The Countess (speaking with quiet dignity—for why should her infamous
husband have the satisfaction of knowing how deeply he has wounded
her?) reminds my Lord that the Courier has gone to the post. My Lord
asks suspiciously if she has looked at the letter. The Countess informs
him coldly that she has no curiosity about his letters. Referring to
the cold from which he is suffering, she inquires if he thinks of
consulting a medical man. My Lord answers roughly that he is quite old
enough to be capable of doctoring himself.
“As he makes this reply, the Courier appears, returning from the post.
My Lord gives him orders to go out again and buy some lemons. He
proposes to try hot lemonade as a means of inducing perspiration in
bed. In that way he has formerly cured colds, and in that way he will
cure the cold from which he is suffering now.
“The Courier obeys in silence. Judging by appearances, he goes very
reluctantly on this second errand.
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