His helmet tossed as he looked back. "I guess we _all_'ve got our little
prejudices," he remarked sententiously; "I know _I_ have! I'm from the
South!"
And without another word, Mr. O'Keefe presented his broad back to us,
and swinging his stick carelessly, sauntered down the drive.
"What the deuce!" I exclaimed, looking after him. "I say, Jenkins, what
did he mean?"
Jenkins' face expressed mild reproach and surprise.
"Can it possibly matter, sir?" he questioned wearily. "Persons
of--er--that sort, you know, sir?"
"Jove!" I uttered, relieved.
Jenkins' coldly elevated brows dismissed the matter from further
consideration. He lifted the parcel with a slight gesture of inquiry.
I had already come to a decision about it: I would send it to Billings!
Perhaps the retrieving of the pajamas would have a soothing effect upon
his poor mind!
I gave Jenkins instructions. "H'm! Of course, manage to speak with him
alone," I cautioned, having thought of Judge Billings; "and don't forget
the message."
"Certainly, sir," said Jenkins attentively. "I'm just to say: 'Mr.
Lightnut's compliments, sir, and he says _you'll_ know what to do with
these.'"
I nodded. "Exactly, and I'll wait here--but, oh, hurry, dash it!" And I
looked longingly at the pavilion and tried to feel if my part was right.
He _did_ hurry! By Jove, he was back almost immediately and looking a
bit rattled.
"Yes, sir!"--he coughed as I screwed my glass inquiringly--"I got there
just as the judge went into his room across the corridor, and Mr.
Billings opened the door the minute I said I was from you. I gave him
the package and the message and he took it over in a corner; and then in
about a minute I heard him chuck it somewhere and say some long word. He
came back to me, looking kinder irritated and with his eyes snapping."
"Oh!" I uttered nervously. "Er, what did he say, Jenkins?"
Jenkins sighed. "Oh, well, sir, nothing as you might say was anything,
_really_; he jerks out kinder crossly: 'Tell Mr. Lightnut, I say one
thing at a time, and give him this!'"
On the scrap of paper I clutched out of Jenkins' hand was a crazy scrawl
of just a half-dozen words:
_I'm a biped, not a centipede!_
I squinted through the dashed thing twice, but could make nothing of
it--I even tried it backward!
"Jove!" I muttered perplexedly. "It's rum, Jenkins!"
Jenkins' mouth tightened and relaxed. "H'm, what _I_ thought, sir," he
responded soberly. "The demon rum, sir!"
CHAPTER XXVIII
"IF EVER I FIND A MAN!"
"I trust you've not been getting into trouble, Mr. Lightnut!"
Her lovely eyes were dancing with mischief as they hung there below
mine--eyes, bluer than the Hudson at our feet; yet between the jolly
ripples that played across those pools of truth I could glimpse far down
into depths that were the most devilishly entrancing, darkly, deeply,
beautifully--oh, _you_ know!
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