The Hawks of Hawk-Hollow: A Tradition of PennsylavaniaBird, Robert Montgomery
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The Hawks of Hawk-Hollow: A Tradition of Pennsylavania
Bird, Robert Montgomery
Pennsylvania -- History -- Fiction
The worthy Affidavy, who played so prominent a part in the jury of
inquest, was one of this unfortunate class of beings, although he had
commenced the world with as fair prospects as could be derived from a
moderate share of talent, and some native energy of character, and
was yet in the prime of his years. He had sunk into poverty and
neglect, was any man's fellow, and every man's scorn; yet the lower
he sunk, the loftier became men's opinions of his natural parts and
his professional knowledge; and Squire Schlachtenschlager was wont to
say, 'he pelieved Affidafy mate petter speeches now than he tidt
afore, fen he fas a soper man.' While such generous opinions
prevailed, the lawyer had still 'something to do' in the way of his
profession; but the sad condition of his outward man showed that this
was far from being profitable. Indeed, if the truth must be told, his
admirers, though of humours sufficiently litigious, were oftener
inclined to employ than able to pay; and those of better estates,
however they marvelled at the sagacity, and applauded the speeches of
the man of buckram, were rather shy of applying to him for
assistance, until they felt their cases to be growing desperate. The
consequence of this state of things was, that Mr. Theophilus Affidavy
was compelled to resort to many shifts to obtain a subsistence, that
added little to his reputation; and would indeed have been hooted
from the county, had he not been protected by the armour of imputed
genius, which his habits seemed to fasten around him.
The account he received of the wealth of the unfortunate Hyland
produced a strong effect upon his acquisitive propensities; and he
saw at a glance, that if his counsel could be of no benefit to the
prisoner, it might undoubtedly be of some to himself. "He is a Hawk
of the Hollow," he muttered to himself, "and so every one will be
against him. Good! There will be much apparent merit therefore in
undertaking his defence. His case is bad,--awful bad--better! To
volunteer in such a case, will infer at once the possession of
extraordinary skill, worthy of extraordinary reward. He has
money--excellent! But, botheration, the other Jack-brains will find
that out, and dive at him before me. Must have Schlachtenschlager's
horse, if I have to steal him--nobody else will lend me one. An old
ass; but can twist him round my thumb as easily as a tape of
tobacco."
Such were the reflections of the attorney, as with his brother
jurors, one of whom had given him a seat in his little Jersey wagon,
he followed Schlachtenschlager, to share the feast this worthy had
prepared for his associates at the Green Tree.
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