“Does not the Good Book say that the laborer is worthy of his hire? Do
your regular physicians, of whom I understand you are one, treat cases
for nothing? Ah,” he went on, outstretching his hands to the audience
with a gesture of appeal, “the injustice which I have suffered from the
jealousy and envy of the medical profession! Never do I enter a town
without curing many unfortunates that the regular doctors have given up
as hopeless. Hence the violence of their attacks upon me. But I forgive
them their prejudice, as I pity their ignorance.”
Some applause followed the enunciation of this noble sentiment.
“We have with us to-night,” pursued the speaker, quick to catch the
veering sentiment, “a number of these marvelous cures. You shall hear
from the very mouths of the saved ones testimony beyond cavil. I will
call first on Mrs. Amanda Gryce, wife of Mr. Stanley Gryce, the well
and favorably known laundryman. Speak up clearly, Mrs. Gryce, and tell
your story.”
“It’s two years now that I been doctorin’,” said the lady thus adjured,
in a fluttering voice. “I doctored with a allopathic physician here,
an’ with a homypath over to Roxton, an’ with a osty-path down to
Worthington, an’ with Peruny in betwixt, an’ they didn’t any of ‘em do
me no good till I tried Professor Gray. He seen how I felt without
askin’ me a question. He just pulled down my eyelid an’ looked at it.
‘You’re all run down; gone!’ says he. An’ thet’s jest what I was. So he
treated me with his herb medicine an’ I feel like a new woman. An’ I
give Professor Graham Gray the credit an’ the thanks of a saved woman.”
“Not to mention seven dollars an’ a half,” supplemented a mournful
drawl from the audience.
“You hush, Stan Gryce!” cried the healed one, shrill above the laughter
of the ribald. “Would you begrutch a few mizzable dollars for your
poor, sufferin’ wife’s health?”
An alarmed child of ten was next led forward and recited in sing-song
measure:—
“I—had—the—fits—for—most—three— years—and—I—was—cured—by
Gospel—Herbs—and—I—have—come—here—to—say—God—bless—my—dear
benefactor—Professor—Graham—Gray,”—and sat down hard at the last word,
whereupon a tenor squeak in the far gallery took up the refrain:
“You’d scarcex peckwon of my yage
To speakin public on the stage.”
Again there was a surge of mirth, and the lecturer frowned with
concern. But he quickly covered whatever misgivings he might have had
by bringing forward other “testimonies”: old Miss Smithson whose
nervousness had been quite dispelled by two doses of the herbs; Auntie
Thomas (colored) whose “misery” had vanished before the wonder-working
treatment; and the Widow Carlin, whose boy had been “spittin’ blood
like as if he was churchyard doomed,” but hadn’t had a bad coughing
spell since taking the panacea. And all this time Dr. Strong sat quiet
in his seat, with a face of darkening sternness.
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