“Unless you get out an injunction against me,” smiled the physician.
“Bobs had a pretty tough time of it for the first week when he changed
to flannels. He’s thin-skinned, and the rough wool irritated him pretty
badly. In fact, he had a slight fever for two days. It isn’t worth that
suffering. Besides, he’s a full-blooded youngster, and doesn’t need the
extra warmth. You can’t dress all children alike in material any more
than you can dress them all from the same pattern.”
“Then I want to leave off mine, too,” announced Charles.
“Nonsense! You little ruffian, you could wear sandpaper on that skin of
yours. Don’t talk to me, or next time I see you without your overcoat
I’ll order a hair shirt for you.”
“I’ve never thought much about the children’s clothes, except to change
between the seasons,” confessed Mrs. Clyde. “I supposed that was all
there is to it.”
“Not wholly. I once knew a man who died from changing his necktie.”
“Did he put on a red tie with a pink shirt?” interestedly queried
Manny, who had reached the age where attire was becoming a vital
interest.
“He changed abruptly from the big puff-tie which he had worn all
winter, and which was a regular chest-protector, to a skimpy bow,
thereby exposing a weak chest and getting pneumonia quite naturally.
Yet he was ordinarily a cautious old gentleman, and shifted the weight
of his underclothes by the calendar—a rather stupid thing to do, by the
way.”
“On the first of November,” began Grandma Sharpless severely—
“Yes, I know,” cut in the Health Master. “Your whole family went into
flannels whether the thermometer was twenty or seventy. And we’ve seen
it both, more than once on that date.”
“What harm did it ever do them?”
“Bodily discomfort. In other words, lessened vitality. Think how much
nervous wear is suffered by a child itching and squirming in a scratchy
suit of heavy flannels on a warm day.”
“Children can’t be changing from one weight to another every day, can
they?” asked Mrs. Clyde.
“No need of that. But in the fall and spring we can regulate that
matter a little more by the thermometer, and a little less by the
almanac. There is also the consideration of controlling heat. Now,
Charley, what would you think of a man who, in June, say, with the
mercury at seventy-five, wandered around in a heavy suit and his winter
flannels.”
“I’d think he was sick,” said the nine-year-old promptly, “or else
foolish. But what makes you ask me?”
“Just by way of calling your attention to the thermometer, which in
this room stands at seventy-nine. And here we all sit, dressed
twenty-five per cent warmer than if we were out doors in a June
temperature several degrees colder. You’re the Committee on Air and
Light, Charley. I think this matter of heat ought to come within your
province.”
“And it makes you feel so cold when you go out,” said Julia.
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