“Very particular. Mrs. Clyde wishes to send her to kindergarten for a
year before she enters the public school. No child ought to begin
school without a thorough test of vision.”
“What did the test show in Bettykin’s case?”
“Nothing except the defects of heredity.”
“Heredity? My sight is pretty good; and Mrs. Clyde’s is still better.”
“You two are not the Cherub’s only ancestors, however,” smiled the
physician. “And you can hardly expect one or two generations to recast
as delicate a bit of mechanism as the eye, which has been built up
through millions of years of slow development. However, despite the
natural deficiencies, there’s no reason in Betty why she shouldn’t
start in at kindergarten next term, provided there isn’t any in the
kindergarten itself.”
Mr. Clyde studied the non-committal face of his “Chinese physician,” as
he was given to calling Dr. Strong since the latter had undertaken to
safeguard the health of his household on the Oriental basis of being
paid to keep the family well and sound. “Something is wrong with the
school,” he decided.
“Read what it says of itself in that first paragraph,” replied Dr.
Strong, handing him a rather pretentious little booklet.
In the prospectus of their “new and scientific kindergarten,” the
Misses Sarsfield warmly congratulated themselves and their prospective
pupils, primarily, upon the physical advantages of their school
building which included a large work-and-play room, “with generous
window space on all sides, and finished throughout in pure, glazed
white.” This description the head of the Clyde household read over
twice; then he stepped to the door to intercept Mrs. Clyde’s mother who
was passing by.
“Here, Grandma,” said he. “Our Chinese tyrant had diagnosed something
wrong with that first page. Do you discover any kink in it?”
“Not I,” said Mrs. Sharpless, after reading it. “Nor in the place
itself. I called there yesterday. It is a beautiful room; everything as
shiny and clean as a pin.”
“Yesterday was cloudy,” observed the Health Master.
“It was. Yet there wasn’t a corner of the place that wasn’t flooded
with light,” declared Mrs. Sharpless.
“And on a clear day, with the sun pouring in from all sides and being
flashed back from those shiny, white walls, the unfortunate inmates
would be absolutely dazzled.”
“Do you mean to say that God’s pure sunlight can hurt any one?”
challenged Mrs. Sharpless, who was rather given to citing the Deity as
support for her own side of any question.
“Did you ever hear of snow-blindness?” countered the physician.
“I’ve seen it in the North,” said Mr. Clyde. “It’s not a pleasant thing
to see.”
“Glazed white walls would give a very fair imitation of snow-glare. Too
much light is as bad as too little. Those walls should be tinted.”
“Yet it says here,” said Mr. Clyde, referring to his circular, “that
the ‘Misses Sarsfield will conduct their institution on the most
improved Froebelian principles.”
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