“All right; we’ll make you the Committee on Air and Light, hereafter,
with power of protest and report whenever you see your mother going out
in a polka-dotted, cross-eyed veil, or your grandmother reading a Bible
that needs burning worse than any heretic ever did, or any of the
others working or playing without sufficient illumination. Here endeth
this lecture, with a final word. This is it:—
“The eye is the most nervous of all the body’s organs. Except in early
childhood, when it has the recklessness and overconfidence of unbounded
strength, it complains promptly and sharply of ill-usage. Now, there
are a few hundred rules about when and how to use the eyes and when and
how not to use them. I’m not going to burden you with those. All I’m
going to advise you is that when your eyes burn, smart, itch, or feel
strained, there’s some reason for it, and you should obey the warning
and stop urging them to work against their protest. In fact, I might
sum it all up in a motto which I think I’ll hang here in the library—a
terse old English slang phrase.”
“What is it?” asked Mr. Clyde.
“‘Mind your eye,’” replied the Health Master.
VI.
THE RE-MADE LADY
“Of all unfortunate times!” lamented Mrs. Clyde, her piquant face
twisted to an expression of comic despair. “Why couldn’t he have given
us a little more notice?”
Impatiently she tossed aside the telegram which announced that her
husband’s old friend, Oren Taylor, the artist, would arrive at seven
o’clock that evening.
“Don’t let it bother you, dear,” said Clyde. “I’ll take him to the club
for dinner.”
“You can’t. Have you forgotten that I’ve invited Louise Ennis for her
quarterly—well—visitation?”
Clyde whistled. “That’s rather a poser. What business have I got to
have a cousin like Louise, anyway!”
Upon this disloyal observation Dr. Strong walked into the library. He
was a very different Dr. Strong from the nerve-shaken wanderer who had
dropped from nowhere into the Clyde household a year previous as its
physician on the Chinese plan of being employed to keep the family
well. The painful lines of the face were smoothed out. There was a deep
light of content, the content of the man who has found his place and
filled it, in the level eyes; and about the grave and controlled set of
the mouth a sort of sensitive buoyancy of expression. The flesh had
hardened and the spirit softened in him.
“Did you hear that, Strong?” inquired Mr. Clyde, turning to him.
“I have trained ears,” answered Dr. Strong solemnly. “They’re
absolutely impervious to any speech not intended for them.”
“Open them to this: Louise Ennis is invited for dinner to-night. So is
my old friend Oren Taylor, who wires to say that he’s passing through
town.”
“Is that Taylor, the artist of ‘The First Parting’? I shall enjoy
meeting him.”
“Well, you won’t enjoy meeting Cousin Louise,” declared Mr. Clyde. “We
ask her about four times a year, out of family piety. You’ve been lucky
to escape her thus far.”
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