“Do you think so? Do you think that cancer _ever_ fails to come to the
physician at last? And do you think the fee is less because the surgeon
has to do twice the amount of work with a hundredth of the hope of
success?”
“No-o-o,” admitted the old lady, with some hesitancy; “I didn’t think
of it in that light.”
“Few do. Oh, for the chance to teach people to think straight about
this! Publicity is what we need so bitterly, and the only publicity
goes to the quacks who pay for it, because the local newspapers don’t
want to write about ‘unpleasant topics,’ forsooth!”
“Do you want a chance for some publicity in a small way?” asked Mrs.
Clyde.
“Do I! Show me the chance.”
“The Mothers’ Association meets here this afternoon. We haven’t much
business on hand. Come in and talk to us for an hour.”
“Fine!” said the Health Master, with enthusiasm. “Half of that time
will do me. How many will be there?”
“About sixty.”
“Very well. Just have me introduced with the statement that I’m going
to talk informally on a subject of importance to all of you; and then
help me out with a little object lesson. I’ll want sixty sealed
envelopes for the members to draw.”
“Are you conducting a lottery, young man?” queried Grandma Sharpless.
“In a way. Rather I’m arranging an illustration for the great lottery
which Life and Death conduct.”
Two hours later, the business of the meeting having been concluded,
Mrs. Clyde asked, from the assembled mothers, the privilege of the
floor for Dr. Strong, and this being granted, aroused the curiosity of
the meeting by requesting each member to draw an envelope from the
basket which she carried around, while the presiding officer introduced
the speaker.
“Let me begin,” said the Health Master, “with an ungallant assumption.
I’m going to assume that I’m talking to a gathering of middle-aged
women. That being the case, I’m going on to a very unpleasant
statement, to wit, that one out of every eight women here may
reasonably expect to die of cancer in some form.”
A little subdued flutter passed through the room, and the name of Agnes
Westerly was whispered.
“Yes; it is Mrs. Westerly’s case which is responsible for my being
here,” said Dr. Strong, who had abnormally keen hearing. “I would like
to save at least part of the eight out of your number, who are
statistically doomed, from this probable fate. To bring the lesson home
to you, I have had each of you draw an envelope. Eight of these
represent death by cancer.”
Every eye in the room turned, with rather ghastly surmise, to the
little white squares. But old Mrs. Sharpless rose from her place,
marched upon the Health Master, as one who leads a charge, and in low
but vehement tones protested: “I won’t be a party to any such nonsense.
The idea! Scaring some woman that’s as well as you are into nervous
collapse with your black dot or red cross or whatever you’ve got inside
these envelopes.”
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