The heart of Happy Hollow : $b A collection of storiesDunbar, Paul Laurence
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The heart of Happy Hollow : $b A collection of stories
Dunbar, Paul Laurence
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories
"Do, hush, man," Sis' Dicey exclaimed, and then turning to the
prosecutor, "La, honey, you know Jane Callender ain't my real name, you
knows dat yo'se'f. It's des my bus'ness name. W'y, Sis' Jane Callender
done daid an' gone to glory too long 'go fu' to talk erbout."
"Then you admit to the court that your name is not Jane Callender?"
"Wha's de use o' my 'mittin', don' you know it yo'se'f, suh? Has I got
to come hyeah at dis late day an' p'ove my name an' redentify befo' my
ol' Miss's own chile? Mas' Bob, I nevah did t'ink you'd ac' dat away.
Freedom sutny has done tuk erway yo' mannahs."
"Yes, yes, yes, that's all right, but we want to establish the fact that
your name is Dicey Fairfax."
"Cose it is."
"Your Honor, I object--I----"
"Your Honor," said Fairfax coldly, "will you grant me the liberty of
conducting the examination in a way somewhat out of the ordinary lines?
I believe that my brother for the defence will have nothing to complain
of. I believe that I understand the situation and shall be able to get
the truth more easily by employing methods that are not altogether
technical."
The court seemed to understand a thing or two himself, and overruled the
defence's objection.
"Now, Mrs. Fairfax----"
Aunt Dicey snorted. "Hoomph? What? Mis' Fairfax? What ou say, Bobby
Fairfax? What you call me dat fu'? My name Aunt Dicey to you an' I want
you to un'erstan' dat right hyeah. Ef you keep on foolin' wid me, I
'spec' my patience gwine waih claih out."
"Excuse me. Well, Aunt Dicey, why did you take the name of Jane
Callender if your name is really Dicey Fairfax?"
"W'y, I done tol' you, Bobby, dat Sis' Jane Callender was des' my
bus'ness name."
"Well, how were you to use this business name?"
"Well, it was des dis away. Sis' Jane Callender, she gwine git huh
pension, but la, chile, she tuk down sick unto deaf, an' Brothah
Buford, he say dat she ought to mek a will in favoh of somebody, so's de
money would stay 'mongst ouah folks, an' so, bimeby, she 'greed she mek
a will."
"And who is Brother Buford, Aunt Dicey?"
"Brothah Buford? Oh, he's de gemman whut come an' offered to 'ten' to
Sis' Jane Callender's bus'ness fu' huh. He's a moughty clevah man."
"And he told her she ought to make a will?"
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