As it proceeded it occurred to me how true it is that certain
professions take hold of a man and brand him. There are grooms who
look like horses, dog fanciers who resemble dogs, and if certain of
these fur men had emerged from thick undergrowth nine sportsmen out
of ten would have taken a pot shot at them. I fancied I could detect
the little rodent-like beaver merchants, the fat, swarthy seal fans,
the sharp, pale-white fox-fanciers, and a few aristocratic grey men
with whom I associated chinchilla.
* * *
The story behind it all! That was the thing that thrilled me.
Behind this roomful of strange, intent men in a London auction-room I
seemed to see other men, the wild, uncouth men of youthful romance,
out in the savage places of the earth and in the great loneliness of
forests and ice. Hunters, trappers! Though we grow old and hard and
inaccessible to all soft thoughts we will never lose our love for
these. It is in our blood. We have all longed to be trappers, we
have all longed to blaze the trail through the Canadian wilderness,
to crack the ice on Great Whale River before we could catch our
breakfast, to win home at last in a flurry of snow to the log
cabin....
"Any advance on three hundred and fifty pounds?"
The baying of dogs in a white-sheeted world, the pine trees in
shrouds; and then--silence...
"Four hundred. Any advance?"
The green glitter of ice and the drama of a man fighting the
elements, fighting solitude, primitive, uncouth, his mind following
the minds of beasts as a fox-hunter anticipates the mind of a fox.
"Five hundred! Any advance?"
Blood over the snow and a limp body, the cracking of whips, the dog
team with its laden sledge, and--all in order that you, my dear, may
wrap your tall, elegant self in a lovely fur coat!
"Going, going, gone!"
Crack!
Appeal to Cæsar
In a high room overlooking Downing Street sit six solemn men at a
table piled with books.
I recognize Lord X. and Lord Y. and Lord Z. diligently reading,
saying "Ha!" or "Hum!" or looking grave, or reflectively wiping the
lenses of their spectacles. Two attendants in evening dress, like a
couple of lost waiters, tip-toe round the apartment pulling out more
books from the well-stocked walls to place before their omniverous
lordships. The room is carpeted with maroon felt, a few portraits in
oils gaze down on the assembly with polite indifference; and there
are four fire-places set in squares of veined marble. The
furnishings resemble those of ideal offices in the "efficiency first"
advertisements: the inkpots are bigger and more efficient-looking
than ordinary inkpots, the desks are more prairie-like in size than
common desks, and the chairs more comfortable than less exalted
chairs.
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