"Of course, the residuary legatee is in exactly the same position as that in Rex _v._ Tolbooth, and I therefore think you will agree...." This from the left. From the right: "The police know perfectly well who did it, but they daren't say so--yet. Of course, you've heard..." And from the corner: "You can't do it with your tongue in your cheek! You must be sincere! You must believe in it, no matter how bad it is. Have you read--" Then, slowly, peevishly, comes the inevitable Dickensian, the old man whose collars and neckties seem deathless, whose clothes have a queer cut, whose hat, while it does not actually challenge modernity, does not conform to any current mode. He is angry. Some young upstart is sitting at his table, the table at which he has probably eaten about fifteen thousand chops. Ancient kings must have looked like this when they caught a virile baron trying on the crown! Insolence and--worse! Much worse. An awful reminder to a man of habit! Some day ... ah, well, that day has not come, and till it does he will sit at that particular table and eat his chop with his particular knife and fork. So he stands about glowering and fidgeting, the bland young man calmly eating, an innocent usurper. But the clash between man and man is as nothing compared with the drama of a woman's entrance. Most women reach the door and instinctively realize that they have blundered into man's last stronghold and beat a tactful retreat, coughing slightly. Now and again some insensitive or ignorant man actually brings a poor woman there. Sex consciousness is a queer thing. Go into a telephone exchange where you are the only man and see how you like it. These women who suddenly dawn like a crime in the unwritten convention of this place must feel it too; but women are so accustomed to scrutiny. Is it fancy or does an uneasy silence pass like a cloud over the babel of law, newspaper, and book talk? I wonder. Anyhow, it is remarkable to find any place in London in which woman is an anachronism, and no doubt the day is coming when they will storm even this barricade and--then we may have more comfortable chairs and nicer tables and a change in wall-paper! Our Roman Bath An American once told me in Vienna that the Strand possesses a Roman bath well worth seeing, but, being a perfectly good Londoner, I did not believe him--till I went there.