The Hedge School; The Midnight Mass; The Donagh: Traits And Stories Of The Irish Peasantry, The Works of; William Carleton, Volume ThreeCarleton, William
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The Hedge School; The Midnight Mass; The Donagh: Traits And Stories Of The Irish Peasantry, The Works of; William Carleton, Volume Three
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Why, thin, it is sthrange!” continued the other, who, despite of the
severity of his brother, was remarkably superstitious--“a coffin I made
in the ashes three times runnin'! Isn't it very quare, Anne?” he added,
addressing the niece.
“Sthrange enough, of a sartinty,” she replied, being unwilling to
express before her father the alarm which the incident, slight as it
was, created in her mind; for she, like her uncle, was subject to such
ridiculous influences. “How did it happen, uncle?”
“Why, thin, no way in life, Anne; only, as I was thryin' to make a shoe,
it turned out a coffin on my hands. I thin smoothed the ashes, and began
agin, an' sorra bit of it but was a coffin still. Well, says I, I'll
give you another chance,--here goes one more;--an', as sure as gun's
iron, it was a coffin the third time. Heaven be about us, it's odd
enough!”
“It would be little matther you were nailed down in a coffin,” replied
Anthony, fiercely; “the world would have little loss. What a pitiful
cowardly rascal you are! Afraid o' your own shadow afther the 'sun goes
down, except I'm at your elbow! Can't you dhrive all them palavers out
o' your head? Didn't the sargint tell us, an' prove to us, the time we
broke the guardhouse, an' took Frinch lave o' the ridgment for good,
that the whole o' that, an' more along wid it, is all priestcraft?”
“I remimber he did, sure enough: I dunna where the same sargint is now,
Tony? About no good, any way, I'll be bail. Howsomever, in regard o'
that, why doesn't yourself give up fastin' from the mate of a Friday?”
“Do you want me to sthretch you on the hearth?” replied the savage,
whilst his eyes kindled into fury, and his grim visage darkened into a
satanic expression. “I'll tache you to be puttin' me through my catechiz
about aitin' mate. I may manage that as I plase; it comes at first-cost,
anyhow: but no cross-questions to me about it, if you regard your
health!”
“I must say for you,” replied Denis, reproachfully, “that you're a good
warrant to put the health astray upon us of an odd start: we're not come
to this time o' day widout carryin' somethin' to remimber you by. For my
own part, Tony, I don't like such tokens; an' moreover, I wish you
had resaved a thrifle o' larnin', espishily in the writin' line; for
whenever we have any difference, you're so ready to prove your opinion
by settin' your mark upon me, that I'd rather, fifty times over, you
could write it with pen an' ink.”
“My father will give that up, uncle,” said the niece; “it's bad for any
body to be fightin', but worst of all for brothers, that ought to live
in peace and kindness. Won't you, father?”
“Maybe I will, dear, some o' these days, on your account, Anne; but you
must get this creature of an uncle of yours, to let me alone, an' not
be aggravatin' me with his folly. As for your mother, she's worse; her
tongue's sharp enough to skin a flint, and a batin' a day has little
effect on her.”
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