The Heir Presumptive and the Heir ApparentOliphant, Mrs. (Margaret)
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The Heir Presumptive and the Heir Apparent
Oliphant, Mrs. (Margaret)
Aristocracy (Social class) -- England -- Fiction; Families -- Fiction; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction
The cottages were a very picturesque group of red roofs and antiquated
brickwork, situated picturesquely among a clump of trees. It was a
thousand pities to pull them down or do anything to them. They were
always the first sketch made by every amateur artist who visited the
neighborhood, and they figured two or three times in the Academy every
year under the titles of “A picturesque nook,” “The homes of our
forefathers,” “A hamlet in Blankshire,” etc. A rumor had been spread
about in the neighborhood that the cottages of Westgate were to be
destroyed, and naturally the cottagers were up in arms. As Mr. Parke and
Mr. Blotting were seen approaching, first one head and then another were
seen at the doors, and finally a very old woman, bent half-double with
rheumatism, and with a head continually moving with the tremble of
palsy, came out from one of the houses and confronted the gentlemen.
“You ain’t a-going to do away with the cottages; now don’t ye say so,”
she said, following them wherever they went, keeping between them and
the houses, as though her feeble guardianship could have done anything.
“Oh, dearie, dearie! Gentlemen, don’t meddle with the old places;
they’ll tumble soon enough of themselves. Oh, don’t ye touch the
cottages, gentlemen!” she said.
“If we do anything to the cottages we’ll build you new ones, and far
better than these, with every convenience,” said Mr. Blotting, to whom
the picturesque told for nothing, and who would rather have had water
laid on than all the red roofs in the world.
“We don’t want no conveniences,” said the old woman. “We ’as what suits
us, and we don’t want nothin’ more. And what’s it all for, gentlemen, as
you’re a-pulling of us down? Because the young lord drinked a lot of
water when he didn’t ought to, when he was all in a sweat with his walk?
I told ’im not to, and I’d make him a cup of tea. But the young ones
they never pay no attention. And oh, my good gentlemen, what’s all the
fuss about the young lord? He was one as was born to die, he was. Does
any of our lads die of the water, them as drinks it every day? No, nor
lasses either. They’s used to it, and they’s strong and well, and plenty
of air all their lives, and nothin’ goes amiss with ’m. But yon young
lord he’s as weakly as a lamb in February. Just to look at his long thin
legs, and his white face, and you’d see there was nought that was solid
in him. Don’t you go and judge what’s good for us by ’im. Why, that one
would ne’er have had no strength, not if he’d been born and bred at
Westgate. It wasn’t in ’im, and if it hadn’t been one thing it would
have been another. He was born to die, was that young lord. There was
his mother afore him that was druv crazed by that tother lady as made a
fuss about the baby coming. Lord, just think what a woman to have a baby
as couldn’t give her answer back, but went mad when she was talked to! I
was at the Park at the time. I was in the laundry, and there wasn’t one
of us servants that didn’t know.”
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