They were in the thick of the street traffic by this time, and
it required their united malisons joined to what of energy and
determination the long day's march had left them to keep the ass from
planting itself monument-wise in the middle of the street.
"Dad burn a canary, anyhow!" grumbled the man of the wilderness, when
they were resting a moment in front of a shackly building on the
corner of a cross street. "For ornerary, simon-pure, b'iled-down,
soul-killin'"--His vocabulary of objurgatory expletives ran short, and
he wrought out the remainder of the malediction with a dumb show of
violence.
Jeffard smiled in spite of his mood, which was anything but farcical,
and pointed to the haversack of specimens dangling from the loosened
pack.
"We're about to lose the samples," he said.
Garvin regained his wonted good-humor at a plunge.
"That'd be too blame' bad, wouldn't it, now; they're so blazin'
precious! S'pose you lug 'em acrost yonder to that there assay-shop
whilst I toll the canary down to the corral. When you get shut o' the
rocks, come on round to the boardin'-house,--'Miner's Rest,'--a block
furder along and two to your right. I'll meet you there bime-by, if
there's anything left o' me after I get through with this dad-burned,
lop-eared totin'-machine."
Jeffard shouldered the bag of samples, but before he could reply the
opportunity fled clamorous. The lop-eared one, finding itself free for
the moment, gave heed to a foolish bee buzzing in its atomic brain, and
went racing down the cross street, with the big miner in hot pursuit.
"Exit James Garvin," quoth Jeffard, moved to smile again; and he
crossed the avenue to the shackly building with the sign of the assayer
besprent upon the windows.
When he tried the door and found it locked, and the littered room
beyond it empty, he was minded to go on to the rendezvous while
daylight served. But when he reflected that Garvin would be sure to
await an assayer's verdict on the samples, and so prolong their stay in
the city of banality, he decided to conclude the business affair first.
So he went up and down and around and about, and found all the assay
offices closed for the day save one, whose occupant, a round-bodied
little German, with the face of a cherub, martialized by the huge
mustachios of a cuirassier, was still at his bench. Jeffard guessed at
the little man's nationality, and made a shrewd bid for celerity.
"_Guten abend, mein Herr_," he said, unslinging his haversack.
The cherubic face of the expatriated one responded quickly to the
greeting in the loved mother-tongue.
"_Wie geht's, wie geht's, mein guter Herr_," he rejoined; and then
in broken English: "I haf not dot Cherman before heard spoken in dis
Gott-forsaken blaces. You haf some sambles _gebracht_?"
"_Ja, mein Herr._"
"_Gut!_ I vill of dem de tests maig. _Nicht wahr?_"
"_Gefälligst, mein lieber Herr_;" and quickly,--"we must go on our way
again to-morrow."
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