Jeffard merely moistened his lips the second time, and the
object-lesson exemplified itself. Garvin had brimmed his glass again,
and the contents of the black bottle were adulterant poisons. Wherefore
he cut in quickly when Garvin would have ordered again.
"That'll do, old man; a little at a time and often, if you must, but
not on an empty stomach. Let's get the money before we spend it."
The latter part of the warning had special significance for the
bartender, who scowled ominously.
"Lemme see the color o' yer money," he commanded. "If youse fellies are
runnin' futures on me"--
Now Garvin had been living the life of an anchoret for many weeks, and
the fumes of the fiery liquor were already mounting to his brain. For
which cause the bartender's insinuation was as spark to tow.
"Futures?" he yelled, throwing down a ten-dollar bill with a mighty
buffet on the bar; "them's the kind o' futures we're drinkin' on right
now! Why, you thick-lipped, mealy-mouthed white nigger, you, I'll come
down here some day and buy the floor out from in under your feet; see?
Come on, pardner; let's mog along out o' here 'fore I'm tempted to mop
up his greasy floor with this here"--
There was hot wrath in the bartender's eyes, and Jeffard hustled the
abusive one out of the place lest a worse thing should follow. On the
sidewalk he remembered what Garvin had already forgotten, and went
back for the change out of the ten-dollar bill, dropping it into his
pocket and rejoining his companion before the latter had missed him.
Thereupon ensued a war of words. The newly belted knight of fortune was
for making a night of it; and when Jeffard would by no means consent to
this, Garvin insisted upon going to the best hotel in the city, where
they might live at large as prospective millionaires should.
Jeffard accepted the alternative, and constituted himself bearward in
ordinary to the half-crazed son of the wilderness. He saw difficulties
ahead, and the event proved that he did not overestimate them. What a
half-intoxicated man, bent upon becoming wholly intoxicated, may do to
make thorny the path of a self-constituted guardian Garvin did that
night. At the hotel he scandalized the not too curious clerk, and
became the centre of an appreciative group in the rotunda what time
Jeffard was pleading the mitigating circumstances with the hesitant
deputy proprietor. In the midst of the plea, when Jeffard had consented
to assume all responsibility for his companion's vagaries, Garvin broke
cover in the direction of the bar-room, followed by a tail of thirsty
ones.
"You say you know him?" said the clerk tentatively.
"Know him? Why, yes; he is my partner. We are just in from the range,
and he has struck it rich. It's a little too much for him just now, but
he'll quiet down after a bit. He is one of the best fellows alive, when
he's sober; and this is the first time I've ever seen him in liquor.
Two drinks of bad whiskey did it."
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