This gracious intercession for the culprit had no weight with the
judge, who continued to regard the secretary with severity, and left
him wholly out of the discussion of a date which should meet her
wishes. This matter settled without further affront to her dignity,
the judge expanded under her flattering attention, and gossiped of the
reception itself.
"Between ourselves," he confessed, "the invitation list is bothering us
unconscionably. You see, it has expanded beyond our space. At the
last governor's reception the club-house was invaded by a mob--a mob,
madame,--there is no other expression,---which I need not add is out of
keeping with our traditions. But how draw the line without offence?"
With the dregs of her wrath against Mrs. Van Dam stirred afresh by the
disciplining of the grandson, Cora perceived and seized the opportunity
for a swingeing blow.
"There's an absurdly simple remedy," she returned thoughtfully; "but of
course it would hardly become me to offer suggestions."
"My dear madame," the judge protested, "it would be an act of charity."
After a politic interval of coaxing, Cora explained:--
"The reception is meant to be official in spirit, isn't it? Then why
not make it so in fact? Limit your invitations to the official circle.
If all the townspeople unconnected with the government are excluded, no
one need take offence."
A few days afterward the invitations went forth, restricted according
to Cora's plan, and the heart-burnings which were kindled scorched the
club's self-esteem like nothing in its staid career. But while others
merely bewailed the amazing fact of their exclusion, Mrs. Teunis Van
Dam, with characteristic energy, determined to probe the indignity to
its author, and summoned her grandson to an absorbing interview.
"Schuyler Livingston Smith," she inquired, "what is Mrs. Tommy Kidder's
relation to public affairs that she should receive an invitation to the
Beverwyck Club?"
The secretary named an insignificant board of which Mr. Kidder was a
member. His grandmother rapidly instanced a dozen other names, and
repeated her question. In most cases the young man had to confess his
ignorance of their claims.
"So," she commented in the end; "so. And I, whose people have helped
govern this community since there was a colony to govern, am beyond the
pale! But who was Peter Stuyvesant beside Mrs. Tommy Kidder's husband?
Nobody. Who was Abraham de Peyster? who was Gerardus Beekman? who was
Rip Van Dam? And the Schuylers, Livingstons, and Van Rensselaers? All
nobodies. My dear child, what lunatic in the Beverwyck Club suggested
this official classification, which even the Archangel Michael could
not carry out?"
Her grandson, with no friendly recollections, named the judge.
"The silly old man!" exclaimed Mrs. Van Dam. "And who inspired him?"
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